He calls them as he sees them.
The Hall of Fame.
My show was cancelled.
It was a low-budget rip off of the show Baywatch.
The cast consisted of a group of Abalone hunters.
It was called, "Pier Gazers".
I prefer the empty one, especially if it's in the middle on level ground.
Good ones.
Here's another;
If you attached a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat butter side up and gently tossed it off the roof,
how would it land?
When their eyes seem too close together, move closer to them.
When their eyes seem too far apart, try backing away.
It's your problem.
When I was a child, I had a friend who's eyes were only 1/2 inch in front of his ears. Ironically though, he's the only person who could see what I was saying ;)
What up, Boo?
Mister
I told my doctor that I had a terrible fear of dying
He told me not to worry, it's probably just something that I'd eaten.
Pass a basket at your favorite bar ;)