ngresz

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11 Really Funny/Hard Questions

1.What is the speed of darkness?

2.Can you cry under water?

3.Do fish ever get thirsty?

4.Can you get cornered in a round room?

5.What does OK actually mean?

6.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

7.What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

8.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

9.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?

10.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

11.What should one call a male ladybird?

Here is another one:

if you mated a bulldog and a shihtzu will the puppies be called bullshits?

Answer this

+4 Views: 3016 Answers: 9 Posted: 10 years ago

mycatsmom

LOL

Commented 10 years ago

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Ducky

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I always thought that the winner in this category was "Do chickens have lips"? Now I see that I was wrong. lol

10 years ago. Rating: 16
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sawali

Ducks dont have lips either I would give you a winning ticket.

commented 10 years ago

mycatsmom

do chickens and ducks have teeth ? ;-)

commented 10 years ago

figtree3

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Good ones.

Here's another;

If you attached a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat butter side up and gently tossed it off the roof,

how would it land?

10 years ago. Rating: 12
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Ducky

Same as it does on your carpet. :)

commented 10 years ago

clu

butter is always to the floor or ground.

commented 10 years ago

terryfossil 1

butter side up

commented 10 years ago

clu

wikipedia says 81% of bread or toast will land butterside to the floor. This is assuming table height -Not roof height.

commented 10 years ago

figtree3

Yes, but cats always land on their feet :)

commented 10 years ago

mycatsmom

Murphy's law says the chance of buttered bread falling face down is directly proportionate to the price of the carpet.

On a side note : jokes about tossing cats off the roof are depressing.

commented 10 years ago

terryfossil 1

very low roofs MCM

commented 10 years ago

clu

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I'll try a few-- #6 I think birds claws wrap around the branch so they stay sitting.#7 I would say the color as it is between yellow and red as in a rainbow which seeing people have noted. for many years past # 9 I think if you were traveling that fast the gravitational pull would prevent you turning on a radio.#11 a handsome fowl

10 years ago. Rating: 10
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robertgrist

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1. The speed of darkness is significantly lower than the speed of light. Light is a form of energy over limited observable range. When this form of energy is removed from what you can see, there are emmisions of radiant energy that are present and detectable as residual infrared light energy. Many chemicals react to these darker emissions and contribute to the cacophony of light as detection continues into the colder temperature near absolute zero. Since science has not produced this theoretic postulate, it is not known what will actually happen at absolute zero. Some theorize that nuclear adhesion will end within the cooler and suck atomic forms into sub-atomic dust. I have not seen that happen but I am fairly sure that, if attained, the event will be the absence of matter or energy at the site. Perhaps all memory of the event will also fade which may be a barrier to its achievement since, memory is based on the same laws of matter-state-percistence.