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Have a perfume spray ready with you, it may seem awkward using it in an elevator but might still feel more comfortable then the alternative.

You may also try herb teas that help you with the digestion: Basil, Thyme, Fennel, Vervain Mint, Marsk Mallow, Chamomile.

Good luck to you.

Oh come on folks ,this is a wind up . Made me laugh anyway.

would like to ask you do you have bowel movement ever, day if not this can cause you stomach pain,bloating and yes gas beside's the lord made us when you pass gas just say excuse me and forget it

Thank you my dear. I am afraid I am of the old school and find this all acutely embarassing. One thing that worries me as I lay trying to sleep at night is that I read somewhere that the gas is extremely inflammable and students have been (I don't know how to say this) have been know to set fire to their bottoms when farting.

I have been a heavy smoker since my wife passed away and I find smoking in bed soothes my nerves.I pass a lot of wind when I am in bed also. Would it be possible for me to blow myself up if I dropped hot ash?

All my friends died along side me when we were fighting in France in the War. We were all young men then and joined up to save the counyry. Little did we know that Johnny Bosch would simply mow us all down with machine guns. We were just outside Ipres when it happened and Billy , who was only 15 and lied to get in the army, had his head blown off. George , who worked on the buses had his leg torn off by schrapnel and I sometimes hear his screams ringing out in the night. As for Bill and Tom ..well they just disappeared in a puff of smoke.
So you see I am terrified I will be blown up like the rest of the lads.

Thank you so much for taking the time to answer. Unfortunately I have tried charcoal tablets but they gave me heartburn as I have a delicate stomache due to a serious operation. I did try perfume as well but it made it obvious when I sprayed that I was the one who was farting in the lift. Sometimes if I just say nothing no one knows who is passing wind but I begin blushing and it is obvious.
This is really spoiling the short time span I have on this earth to the point where I am becoming afraid to get into the lift. I also have angina or otherwise I would walk the 15 flights of and stairs. I would consider moving home but my wife (who passed away sadly two years ago)and I were very happy there and the apartment is full of happy memories. Oh dear I am sorry to burden you with my troubles but I have no one else to talk to.

Rupertsoul You are full of shit not gas. Go find a site where you can fake people out with a little more finesse. Try a douchbag on your head. That will cover up you tendencies to lie. haaaaaa