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    3. What's the funniest last name you've ever heard? One point per name.
    What's the funniest last name you've ever heard? One point per name.

    +24  Views: 6298 Answers: 83 Posted: 13 years ago
    Tags: funny
    msrnjenn

    How or can I submit another answer to this question?
    Commented 13 years ago
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Go to the bottom of the page and put it in the "Add new answer" box.
    Commented 13 years ago
    msrnjenn

    thank u Colleen!
    Commented 13 years ago

    83 Answers (1-30 Displayed)

    Potty


    There is 1 person named John Potty in Pilot Station, AK.

    12 years ago. Rating: 6
    itsmee

    Potty? OMG ... How embarassing is that??
    commented 12 years ago

    Cockburn

    13 years ago. Rating: 33
    robertgrist

    Rooster Cockburn ~ Cogburn AKA John Wayne
    commented 13 years ago
    pythonlover

    Moderator
    Had a school teacher with that name,and boy didn't he cop some flack.
    commented 13 years ago
    Bob/PKB

    That name is unfortunate, to say the least.
    commented 12 years ago

    Wasservogel {means Waterbird}

    13 years ago. Rating: 33

    Richard Head (for real)

    13 years ago. Rating: 33
    hector5559










    dick is short for richard,ie,{dick head}
    commented 13 years ago
    FISH-O

    I new a Dean Head ... nasty as the day is long. I was so afraid of him I went in the back door at school and out as fast and as stealthy as possible... oooh bad memories.
    commented 13 years ago
    lambshank

    Ive known 2 Richard Heads!
    commented 12 years ago
    carmaxable

    any one call him Dick?
    commented 12 years ago

    Pecker

    13 years ago. Rating: 32
    itsmee

    Hold your nose and say this outloud in a squeaky voice:

    "Good Morning, this is Pecker, Horney, and Cockburn, Attorney's at law."
    said the receptionist over the phone
    commented 12 years ago

    I had a guy that worked for me named Brett HORNY.

    13 years ago. Rating: 32
    carmaxable

    mr. horny, your wanted at the front office.
    commented 13 years ago
    dad59

    He even tried using his stepdad's name in school but, everybody knew.
    commented 13 years ago
    hector5559

    when asked a question ,are you horny ,no but im very proud,
    commented 13 years ago
    itsmee

    Sometimes I just go over these for a laugh.. carmaxable, dad59, and hector, thanks for the ha ha ha ha ha ha!
    commented 12 years ago

    Poopadofalus. It's Greek. Richard Johnson, Dick Butkus..

    13 years ago. Rating: 31
    leeroy

    It really makes you wonder what the parents were thinking when they named their kids?
    commented 13 years ago
    Tommyh

    We have a racing driver called Dick Johnson.It's never bothered him.
    commented 13 years ago
    leeroy

    I bet you he really got teased throughout school with a name like that though...

    Funny, when I think of good names for kids, I automatically think of what the name rimes with, because I was teased about my name when I was in elementary school. Later I just started beating the crap out of kids who dared to tease me, lol.
    commented 13 years ago
    Nene43

    For leeroy: What IS your last name? NEVERMIND, I looked at your profile. I personally LIKE your name.HONEST
    commented 12 years ago
    Bob/PKB

    I wanted to name one of my sons "Bartholemew" (or however it is spelled), but I already knew kids would call him "Bart the Fart". Nicknames and rhymes were a consideration when selecting names, plus if the name would follow him well into adulthood.
    commented 12 years ago
    leeroy

    Thanks Nene, but this is really my stage name..
    commented 12 years ago

    Horr and Butt.

    13 years ago. Rating: 30
    Ducky

    Moderator
    I knew one of those...Mrs. Hoar
    commented 12 years ago

    I knew a guy called authur,jelly.

    13 years ago. Rating: 29
    hector5559

    he was an electrician,
    commented 13 years ago

    Englebert Humperdinck

    13 years ago. Rating: 28
    melandrupert

    he was a singer!
    commented 13 years ago
    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    Yes.
    commented 13 years ago
    Vinny

    Also, Engelbert Humperdink was a great German composer, Born in the 1850's he is best known for his opera, Hänsel und Gretel.
    The modern day Englebert stole his name for stage.. His real 'birth' name is Arnold George Dorsey...
    I've won beer money on this one!! Thanks!
    commented 13 years ago
    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    Wow Vinny: I had no idea.
    commented 13 years ago
    itsmee

    Wow, Vinny: Congratulations on the best trivia question.
    commented 13 years ago

    Ah Fook

    13 years ago. Rating: 28
    itsmee

    omg! HA HA HO HO! Ah Fook!
    commented 12 years ago

    Dick Hunter {yes really}

    13 years ago. Rating: 28
    itsmee

    HA HA HA HO HO HO HA HA HA

    And on that cheery note, I’ll climb the ladder to my loft.
    commented 12 years ago
    hector5559

    Ill have some of that,
    commented 12 years ago

    Doodrill, and yep he was a dentist.

    13 years ago. Rating: 28

    Wetnight

    13 years ago. Rating: 28
    itsmee

    I haven’t read these for a long long time.
    commented 12 years ago

    dick hurtz from holden!

    13 years ago. Rating: 27
    michmar118

    Hhahaha!
    commented 12 years ago

    FUKU


     


    Japanese of course..


     


     

    13 years ago. Rating: 27
    Tommyh

    Yeah well FUKU TOO! LMAO
    commented 13 years ago

    Boner

    13 years ago. Rating: 27

    dingleberry. theres a business here owned by the dingleberrys

    13 years ago. Rating: 27
    leeroy

    Wow, that's terrible. We have poop hanging from our buts and we sell cars, come on in and get a free roll of toilet paper with the purchase of a new or used vehicle. Ouch!
    commented 13 years ago
    carmaxable

    lol!!!!
    commented 13 years ago

    Rob N. Cheatum   used car sales, political humor


    Thomas Crapper inventor of the crapper

    13 years ago. Rating: 26
    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    When my son was in first grade, the homework assignment was to tell about an invention and the name of the inventor. I told my son about Thomas Crapper and the toilet. He was to young and innocent to realize what cuss words were and he got confused and told the class that the man who invented the toilet is named, Thomas F--k-r! LOL
    commented 13 years ago

    picklesimer. i wonder how you simer a pickle,   or pickle a simer.

    13 years ago. Rating: 25

    I knew a guy called Richard ( Dick ) Hurts

    13 years ago. Rating: 25
    Headless Man

    My kids dentist was just as bad Richard Burns.........lol
    commented 13 years ago
    varon

    Randy, don't you wonder what goes on in the minds of parents that name their kids "Richard" when their last name is something like Hurts or Burns.? I do
    commented 13 years ago
    Chiangmai

    Varon, I just posted Question titled "Employee Notice" just now. Go read it in its entirety. It's going make you laugh!
    commented 13 years ago

    Fonda Peters

    13 years ago. Rating: 23
    Comdom
    13 years ago. Rating: 23
    itsmee

    Can you imagine roll call?
    I didn't have a chance to put mine down. I'll do it tomorrow.
    commented 13 years ago

    i knew a guy named richard head what were his folks thinking

    13 years ago. Rating: 23

    Dr. Slaughter

    13 years ago. Rating: 22
    leeroy

    I played foot ball with a guy with the same last name, and let me tell you, he was very, very tough. I don't think he became a doctor though.
    commented 13 years ago

    Pussy Galore a 007 movie part.

    13 years ago. Rating: 21

    Dick Sweat.. He was a congressman in NH... I think the name got him elected.

    13 years ago. Rating: 21

    Russion.....Iventore Aballockoff

    13 years ago. Rating: 20

    itsmee

    13 years ago. Rating: 19
    itsmee

    bulletman -- what happened here? Neither of our answers showed up, I guess.
    commented 13 years ago
    bulletman

    itsmee, my answer is there, itsmee lol.
    commented 13 years ago
    itsmee

    This will always be a mystery, bulletman.
    commented 13 years ago
    itsmee

    Oh! Aha! you think "itsmee" is funny. tsk. : D
    commented 13 years ago

    john smith! I went to school w him.

    13 years ago. Rating: 18
    melandrupert

    is that a beer
    commented 13 years ago
    itsmee

    "John Smith's body lies a moudering in the grave." (It's a song. I think)
    commented 13 years ago
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Nope..John BROWN'S body lies a moulderin' in the grave...get John Smith outta there. :)
    commented 12 years ago
    Nene43

    John Brown went to town.
    Rid'in' a Billy goat,
    Leadin' a hound.
    Hound barked, Billy goat jumped.
    Threw John Brown right stradle a stump!
    commented 12 years ago
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