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    What's the funniest last name you've ever heard? One point per name.

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    msrnjenn

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    Potty


    There is 1 person named John Potty in Pilot Station, AK.

    itsmee

    Potty? OMG ... How embarassing is that??

    Bursar


    There was a man in Asheboro named last name Pig.

    itsmee

    PIG! Haha ahaha hahaha I was looking for this page and this is what I come across ... Pig! What was his first name? (Oh it doesn't matter)
    Daisy!

    There was a write up on it, and on the news. You see, his girlfriend refused to marry him till he changed his last name. This was around 1972. I remember the comment the news reporter said, he didn't change it to Hog either.
    Nene43

    My sister's late mother-in-law's maiden name was Christine Pigg. I once worked with a lady named Jennifer Pigg. The once governor of Texas was named Hogg. The fact is;he named one of his daughters "Ima" thus Ima Hogg. RUMOR has it; he named his second daughter "Ura".
    itsmee

    Jennifer Hogg and her rumored half sister, Ura Hogg is high on the list of strange, but true names. It's neck and neck with, Mr. Pig.
    hector5559

    WAS HE A BIG GUY,????????

    Richard Head  ----think about it!

    itsmee

    I got it by golly by gumbo

    Rumplestilskin 

    Dr. Hurt  (Dentist)

    itsmee

    Yikes

    Wan Hunglow

    Phil McCavity.

    itsmee

    I'll bet he was a dentist!
    Daisy!

    Cute!

    Faulk

    I went to school with a Dick Dong.  I am not making this up.

    Andy Dick -- On the back of his football jersey it read "A DICK'

    Funeral Directors: Mr. Slaughter (No doubt a brother of Dr. Slaughter, msmjenn


    More Funeral Directors: Grimm & Blood

    My female tutor's last name is Young Husband.  I think now she is over 80 years old.

    IamPamela313

    Maybe her last name help's keep her, Young. lol!

    Ema Ryod

    itsmee

    ? Don't get it
    Nene43

    Don't get it either??
    michmar118

    As in 'hemorrhoid'.

    friends who have surnames shakeshaft and goodwillie

    Gutschmidt 
    Antich (pronounced ant-itch)
    I'll edit when I remember others.  :D 

    Head.


    You may think this is not funny but I met Mr. Richard Head. Everybody was calling him Dick.

    itsmee

    I think that is funny! However, Dick Head doesn’t find the humor. : ))
    west-bus

    Very funny!!

    Give a though for,  Dr Dick Chopp,,,,,,,, and Harry Takeshits.

         DR Strangelove""

    In one of the James Bond movie a man was named Mr kill ! on open range a man was named bluebonnet!                                                   ""

    itsmee

    I get Mr. Kill but Bluebonnet? Huh?
    whovin

    From the western open range one of the main charter's that was his whole name Blue bonnet so he made himself a nickname boss
    itsmee

    Got it, whovin

    A very good person at work last name pelsticker. I every time i phone hem from my office im glad he cant see me smile.

    i met a mr. titty before and a ms. numlip :P

    itsmee

    How could mr. titty survive?
    All of these are funny, you were a late comer, jackie chann.

    a vietnamese guy at a factory surname was f.......k

    itsmee

    oh no ... he had to change it. had to! did he?

    I once knew a German girl called Ingrid Botumwaker, speaks for itself really, never hung around long enough to find out...KOTF.

    itsmee

    Funny & Terrible
    Chiangmai

    Sometimes I wonder why such a great answer would only receive very few TUs. There must be a way to highlight great answers in a manner that does discourage TUs.

    Never mind. I thought your answer was voted the best answer. It's a good answer, by the way.

    Mr Pusey prounsed Mr Pussey !!!

    A co-worker, last name "GOFFER". Mine is actually obscene, It's a curse word in French.

    itsmee

    Hmmmmmm?
    Bob/PKB

    Qu'est-ce que s'est?

    a lady worked in our attorney's office. Her desk was front center and on it proudly sat her nameplate -


                                                                     SUE MOORE 

    Funeral Directors:  Mr. Slaughter, Mr. Grimm, & Mr. Blood 

    How about Mr Hemoslider from a german oil company  ( just kidding )

    My daughters dentist was named Richard (Dick) Burns........

    Oh by the way , a good colleague of mine who has since died, had a most unusual name. His name was  John Bytheway and was so pronounced like in "By the way". No kidding.  

    Tommyh

    I knew a guy called Colin Bytheway.

    Schmerbaum=fat belly in German,also know a guy named Dick and another named Lay.

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