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Husband and wife, making love in bed, wife on top. Small boy comes into room and says, what you doing to Daddy ? Mammy says Im bouncing up and down on Daddys big tummy. Helping it to go down.Son says, your waisting your time Mummy, because when your out, the woman from next door comes in, and blows it up again.

13 years ago. Rating: 10
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A man is driving along a country road when he see's a farmer ploughing his field driving a tractor naked from the waist down. the man ask's why are you not wearing pants, well you see ,mister yesterday i was not wearing a shirt and i got a stiff neck, this is the wife's idea.

13 years ago. Rating: 9
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One day a police officer on foot patrol was walking through a park when he noticed two drunks, when the officer approached them, he noticed the one drunk sticking his finger up the other ones ass, the officer ask, What are you doing? the drunk replied, Well offitsir, my buddy here is sick and I'm trying to make him puke, the ofc. then says, Well you can't make him puke with your finger up his ass, the drunk then replied, No, sir but he sure will when, I pull it out an stick it in his mouth.

13 years ago. Rating: 9
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A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled.

Finally the little girl asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?"

"He sure did honey, a long time ago," replies her grandpa.

"Well, did God make me?" asks the little girl.

"Yes, He did, and that wasn't too long ago," answers her grandpa.

"Boy," says the little girl, "He's sure doing a lot better job these days, isn't He?"

13 years ago. Rating: 7
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A man was sipping on glass of Whiskey, while sitting on Patio with his wife, and says. I love you so much, I dont know how I could ever live with out you.
His wife asks, Is that you or Whiskey talking? He replys, its me talking to the Whiskey.
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Searching these key worde on Google.
How to tackle your wife ?
Google search result.
Good Day Sir, even we are searching.

13 years ago. Rating: 7
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A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through.

Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swing. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.

As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, "Are you a good golfer?"

The man replied: "Got here in two, didn't I?"

13 years ago. Rating: 7
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There were two guys working on a barn roof one day one being of german dissent the other polish. They were working along an then came a storm that blew their ladder over so they started looking for a way down, finally the german told the polish guy to go that way an I'll go this way and if you find a way down yell an let me know. Sometime had passed an the german looked around and the polish guy was gone so, he walks to the otherend calling out the polish guys name finally he gets an answer. He ask the polish guy "How did you get down", the polish replied, "I jumped in this pile of manure" the german was hesitant but then asked "How deep is it", the polish replied "Ankle deep", the german replied "Are you sure, that sure looks pretty deep", the polish replied "Trust me, it's only ankle deep", the german still questioned the deepness but it was storming and getting dark so he decides to jump, SPLAT, the german gets up cleans off a little an replies "I thought you said it was ankle deep", the polish replies "It is if, you jump head first".

13 years ago. Rating: 6
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a guy enters the monastery.he has to take a vow of silence,but once a year he can write a word on the chalkboard in frount of the head monk.the first year it's tough not to talk,but WORD DAY comes around and the monk writes "THE" on the chalkboard. the second year is painful-it's very difficult not to talk-but finally word day rools around again.the monk scratches the word "FOOD" on the chalkboard and enters his third year, which is excruciating. but the monk struggles through it and when WORD DAY rools around again he writes "STINKS" on the board.the head monk says Whats With You? You've been here for three years and all you do is complain!!

13 years ago. Rating: 4
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Late one night at the insane asylum, one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"  Another patient asked, "How do you know?"  The first inmate said, "God told me."  Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did NOT!"

13 years ago. Rating: 2
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