fatjeo

Karma: 120

how can I stop mastarbating?( i'm single)

I d0 it once in a month

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+8 Views: 1463 Answers: 28 Posted: 13 years ago

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Ms Sinclair

Karma: 29545

Lol. That's not a lot. Why are you worried about it?

13 years ago. Rating: 14
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Colleen

Karma: 2042400

Only once a month? What's wrong with you?

13 years ago. Rating: 12
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banksizit

all i can say is... "DITTO"

commented 13 years ago

mycatsmom

Karma: 393700

When you masturbate, at least you're having sex with someone who you love .

13 years ago. Rating: 11
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banksizit

aint that the truth

commented 13 years ago

eggplant

Karma: 385805

When you grow old, it will stop working, from strain, and then, you'll still be single.

13 years ago. Rating: 11
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itsmee

fatjio will believe you, eggy. lol.

commented 13 years ago

eggplant

Just trying to scare him.

commented 13 years ago

leeroy

Karma: 199220

Lmao, this is a funny one thank you all for the laughs. Thumbs up.

Just get a big bottle of Elmer's Glue and put it all over your hands so you can't smack the clown.

I thought you were gonna say 5 times a day or something, once a month isn't very often. You just have to change the subject in your mind, like changing the channel on the t.v..

If you really don't want to do it just pick up a Bible and start reading it, if that doesn't work then go with the Elmer's Glue idea. Hope this helps...

13 years ago. Rating: 11
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carmaxable

super glue, ya think?

commented 13 years ago

Spaceghost

I know a lady that caught her husband cheating, she claimed, told him that she forgave him, that night while he was asleep, she SUPER GLUED his penis to his leg.

commented 13 years ago

IamPamela313

Ouch...

commented 13 years ago

leeroy

I suppose that's better than cutting it off, but painful none the less.

commented 13 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

Karma: 157299

I went to a blind prostitute once, have to admit I had to hand it to her.

I am 79 and I can beat you "hands down"

13 years ago. Rating: 11
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Ms Sinclair

"I had to hand it to her" and "I can beat you hands down". I can see where that train of thought is leading. LOL.

commented 13 years ago

itsmee

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I posted an answer ... and then I lost it. I just wanted to suggest to fatjio that masterbating is good, clean, safe fun. He should do it more. Lots more. In time he'll have a partner, have experience and know how half the coupling works.

13 years ago. Rating: 10
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IamPamela313

Karma: 225060

put your hands together and pray.

13 years ago. Rating: 10
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daren1

Karma: 724049

if you use your other hand ,it wouldn't be cheating..

13 years ago. Rating: 9
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melandrupert

Oh Daren you make me laugh so much keep them coming"whoops I hope thats not a PUN"

commented 13 years ago

mycatsmom

Karma: 393700

If you do it all day long,or all the time that you're not at work, then you got a problem. But if you do it once or twice a day and don't spend too much time on it, then it's ok.

13 years ago. Rating: 9
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Tommyh

Karma: 609115

Get yourself a blow up doll.

13 years ago. Rating: 8
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ed shank

Plastic pus**. what the hell.

commented 13 years ago

digger

Karma: 221155

By keeping your hands to yourself. Well, sort of.

13 years ago. Rating: 8
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facebook

Karma: 187476

Now I know why my glass are so thick.

13 years ago. Rating: 8
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PEOPLELOVER

Thanks for the chuckle facebook.
Mum told me it would send me blind so I said "Well can I do it until I need glasses?"

commented 13 years ago

facebook

Are you blind yet?

commented 13 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

No but I needed glasses when I was in my thirtys and bifocals in my fourties.
Only need glasses to find it sorry didn`t mean that it just slipped out. "honey should I slip it back in?"

commented 13 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

Karma: 157299

You may be able to do it more frquently if you learn how to spell the word.

13 years ago. Rating: 8
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Maz

Karma: 76630

Your obviously a hands on person.

13 years ago. Rating: 8
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Coach

Karma: 19130

Once a month? You have stopped!

13 years ago. Rating: 8
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nomdeplume

Karma: 190185

How do you know it's a he?

13 years ago. Rating: 7
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Colleen

Does it matter? He/she posted for the pure shock value. It backfired, lol

commented 13 years ago

Spaceghost

Karma: 105601

Are you sure you can't find a woman SOMEWHERE? I know some available ladies I can turn you on to. If not I guess you'd better stock up on some vaseline.

13 years ago. Rating: 7
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IamPamela313

so he don't hit no rough spots. lol

commented 13 years ago

Spaceghost

That's right LMAO. How are you my friend?

commented 13 years ago

IamPamela313

I am doing good, thanks for asking :-)

commented 13 years ago

Jenn

Karma: 194594

Why do you think you should stop????

13 years ago. Rating: 5
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carmaxable

Karma: 133131

oh, heck now, go to the adult store and pick you up a boyfriend-or girlfriend.

13 years ago. Rating: 5
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Maz

Karma: 76630

Do you work in a DIY store?

13 years ago. Rating: 5
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varon

Karma: 40150

Don't worry about going blind 'cause you are not doing it too often LOL

13 years ago. Rating: 5
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vm1

Karma: 90

Who are you harming by pleasing yourself in the privacy of our own home? You're not peeping through your neighbor's window while doing it...are you? lol....