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i heard a story about a little boy announcing to his classmates that he was soon to have a younger sibling. the teacher asked if its going to be a boy or girl? his reply"we dont care as long as he's wealthy"

13 years ago. Rating: 6
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I was breastfeeding my daugther who was just born. My 4 yr. old daughter asked me what I had in there. I told her milk for the Baby. Then she said " and in the other one do you have Coffee?"

13 years ago. Rating: 6
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My son (about 3 at the time) and I were picking up some groceries at the store, I pulled an item off the shelf and suddenly I watched my son run towards a African-American man and took his hand, the man was startled. My son than licked his hand, I proceeded to apologize to the gentleman and told my son to apologize, he started crying and we left for home. I asked him why he licked the mans hand and he replied "he didn't taste like chocolate".

13 years ago. Rating: 5
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We used to drive on a secondary country road quite often when we lived in the next town over. There was a very tight hairpin turn on this road with water on both sides of it, my husband and I used to call it Deadman's Curve. My 8 year old step daughter mistook what we said and started calling it Deadman's Toe, which it remains until this day. She is 23 years old now and we still laugh about it.

13 years ago. Rating: 5
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My youngest daughter is a blond through and through She wasn't a young kid but at about 16.
Me and my wife were going to a get together at our church and she remembered (she was at work and so was I) she hadn't fixed anything to take, so she called her and ask if she could fix 18 hard boiled eggs, sure she said.
Then she called me and said mom's going to be mad at me, I said what for?
She said she wanted me to fix 18 hard boiled eggs and I have 36. I said did you cut them in-two? All I heard was a gasp and never mind & Click. A true blond.

13 years ago. Rating: 4
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When my cousin was a little boy my family took him to an amusement park. He insisted on going on the wild mouse roller-coaster because we older kids had gone on it and he didn't want to be left out. After going on the coaster my aunt asked him how he liked the ride and he replied "That was TOO much fun". We all laughed because he looked like he was about to wet his pants. He still doesn't like roller-coasters to this day.

13 years ago. Rating: 3
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my loud four year old grand daughter was here the other day. she loves our cat, peeve. she went up and got face to face with kitty. the cat hissed and made a mean face. grandaughter ran off ... "grandma! your cat scared my face!"

13 years ago. Rating: 1
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