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    3. This is Funny HA HATheeeee Hillbilly Deep In the back woods, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing. Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. Whoa there, said the doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming.'
    This is Funny HA HATheeeee Hillbilly Deep In the back woods, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing. Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. Whoa there, said the doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming.'

    Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. 'Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!' said the doctor. Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. 'No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!' cried the doctor. The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?

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    +3  Views: 1076 Answers: 6 Posted: 13 years ago
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      That is bad as Mrs O`Flarety meeting the priest who had married her and her husbad some years earlier.
      "top of the morning nice to see you ,and how is Mr O`Flarety?"
      He is fine thank you Father.
      "Any little O`Flaretys yet?"
      Not yet Father.
      "Well I am going to Rome next week I will light a candle for you"

      They meet again a couple of years later.
      "Any wee ones yet Mrs O`Flarety?'
      Yes father we have two sets of twins and a set of triplets.
      "Powers that be, and how is your dear husband?"
      He went to Rome to blow out your fookin candle.
      13 years ago. Rating: 2
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        doublehelix

        LMAO
        commented 13 years ago
        LOL, that is cute. I combined part one and part two here together so they weren't on separate threads ;)
        13 years ago. Rating: 1
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          old joke, but still funny.
          13 years ago. Rating: 1
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            Thank you for the laugh matheneyg . I loved it
            13 years ago. Rating: 1
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              HAHAHA LMAO :D
              13 years ago. Rating: 1
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                That is so cute!!! Had a good chuckle!!
                13 years ago. Rating: 1
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