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1) Adiplomat can tell you to go to hell, you could almost look forward to the trip.
2) Be nice to ur kids, they will choose your Nursing Home.
3) Beauty is in the eye of beer holder.
4) Better to understand a little, than misunderstand alot.
5) Dont argue with idiot, he/she will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
6) We live in a society where a Pizza gets to your house, faster than Police.
7) If you think no body cares if ur alive, try missing a couple of payments.
8). A computer once beat me at game of chess,but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
9)The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in dark roo.
10) Never get into a fight with an ugly person, they have nothing to loose.
11) Its not the fall that kills, its sudden stop at end of it.
12) I intend to live for ever, so far so good.
13) You are such a good friend....that if you and i were on a sinking shiptogeather, and there was only one life jacket.Id miss you heaps, miss you often.
14)A Bus is a vehicle, that runs twice as fast, when your after it , as when ur in it.!

13 years ago. Rating: 10
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If a cross eyed thief is looking into your house what do you do.....Warn the people next door

13 years ago. Rating: 7
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how about the cross eyed teacher? she couldn't controll her pupils

13 years ago. Rating: 5
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did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic who stayed up all night debating the extince of DOG!!

13 years ago. Rating: 2
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How do you keep a Pollock in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

13 years ago. Rating: 2
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Yes I supose there is, but you should go out there and get them or make them up yourself otherwise they will not be funny

13 years ago. Rating: 2
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I made an appointment with my urologist today Dr. Richard Weiner.

13 years ago. Rating: 1
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