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    whats the best pick up line :D

    +2  Views: 1092 Answers: 9 Posted: 13 years ago
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    excuse me but i had no idea angels could fly so low!
    I Know about a million jokes on this subject but if I posted any of them one of the bible bashers would probably have me banned!
    c-dawg

    i doubt they will do anything just post em
    Vinny

    Bible Bashers or Bible Thumpers??? We have both.. LOL
    monkey11

    I'm a Bible reader, but I don't think I'm either of those! :)
    Nice ass, do you like bananas??

    That always worked for me.. LOL
    monkey11

    Okay...I am like totally blond! I can hardly believe myself sometimes!!! When I first read this, I was like, "what does someone's behind got to do with bananas!!" That is actually a groaner, Vinny!! LOL No offense!!
    Vinny

    Not s'pose to make you laugh, just pick up chicks.. :)

    Actually, (now I'm being real) When I was younger, I would look for the girl that was getting most of the attention, I would make it a point to get close to her and ignore her.. Showboats hate this and eventually will come to you.. When they do, I would always say some unflattering thing to 'lightly insult them and even tell they to 'get out of my face'.. This turns on the competition because then the other girls in the room want to show her up and they start hitting.. I kid you not, this works! Of course when explaining this 'procedure' to a woman, she always says.. That would not work on me.. HA!!! LOL

    YUK pick up lines are a dead give away to morons....no thanks.

    I'm surprised that you haven't had more answers! I've never tried to pick someone up so don't have any! But it is fun to hear what others have thought up!

    I think I'm in heaven cause I see an angle.....

    I'm partial to the Dodge Ram series.

    "Hey Babe, great legs, when do they open?"


    No, it didn't work for ME either.  :(

    i have one ....... so i have to go to the emergency room tomorrow she says what why i say well i have this problem breathing its pretty bad then she says what happened and i say well every time i see you babe i lose my breath i made this up for my girlfriend just so i could see her smile its the coolest thing ever :)
    monkey11

    That's really cute! What was her reply? "Let me give you mouth to mouth to see if I can help?" Is that what she said? lol
    c-dawg

    omg hahahaha i wish that would make me smile haha... she just smiled and said you scared me :(
    monkey11

    Maybe next time you should ask her to!!


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