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Nice ass, do you like bananas??
That always worked for me.. LOL
monkey11
Vinny
That always worked for me.. LOL
13 years ago. Rating: 3 | |
Okay...I am like totally blond! I can hardly believe myself sometimes!!! When I first read this, I was like, "what does someone's behind got to do with bananas!!" That is actually a groaner, Vinny!! LOL No offense!!
Not s'pose to make you laugh, just pick up chicks.. :)
Actually, (now I'm being real) When I was younger, I would look for the girl that was getting most of the attention, I would make it a point to get close to her and ignore her.. Showboats hate this and eventually will come to you.. When they do, I would always say some unflattering thing to 'lightly insult them and even tell they to 'get out of my face'.. This turns on the competition because then the other girls in the room want to show her up and they start hitting.. I kid you not, this works! Of course when explaining this 'procedure' to a woman, she always says.. That would not work on me.. HA!!! LOL
Actually, (now I'm being real) When I was younger, I would look for the girl that was getting most of the attention, I would make it a point to get close to her and ignore her.. Showboats hate this and eventually will come to you.. When they do, I would always say some unflattering thing to 'lightly insult them and even tell they to 'get out of my face'.. This turns on the competition because then the other girls in the room want to show her up and they start hitting.. I kid you not, this works! Of course when explaining this 'procedure' to a woman, she always says.. That would not work on me.. HA!!! LOL
i have one ....... so i have to go to the emergency room tomorrow she says what why i say well i have this problem breathing its pretty bad then she says what happened and i say well every time i see you babe i lose my breath i made this up for my girlfriend just so i could see her smile its the coolest thing ever :)
monkey11
c-dawg
13 years ago. Rating: 2 | |
That's really cute! What was her reply? "Let me give you mouth to mouth to see if I can help?" Is that what she said? lol
omg hahahaha i wish that would make me smile haha... she just smiled and said you scared me :(
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