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Because seven "ate" nine! That's how it's written.

Why do you sound like you're trying to talk too big for your pants, Kit?

I get the gist of what you typed but it's improperly worded and the punctuation is off.

Take this for example: "Oh!! and excuse me?"

One should never start a sentence with and. The word "and" is a continuation, not a beginning or end. The question should read this way: Oh and excuse me? (Adding an exclamation point after the question mark would be acceptable in order to show surprise or indignation).

"To have a sym-meaning symbol stating to
quote EDIT THIS ANSWER"

What? You mean the red squiggly line? LOL That's a lot of jumbled words just to say red squiggly line ;)

"that to me only means that the page editor already has the answer with the correct spelling grammer. and punctuations"

No, this editor only highlights improperly spelled words (as it should have done when you spelled grammar wrong. You also missed a comma after spelling and there is no need for a period after the misspelled grammar). This editor has no clue what the answers are.

"perfect indiction would be comteray and a loss of humor"

I'm getting plenty of humor with this. What's indiction? What's comtery? Did you make those words up? Is this you having fun with words? :D

So, now that you have unsuccessfully tried to take the fun out of a joke, I wonder what your next move is?

Using the word ate in place of eight, gives meaning to the joke. It gives the reason for 6 being afraid of 7. It teaches children to have fun with words. Were you never taught how to have fun Kit?

Rather long but her comment amused me so I decided to have some fun with it. :)

Seven "ate" nine. Hee, hee.