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    I was so ugly, my mother used to feed me with a slingshot!

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    0  Views: 1206 Answers: 3 Posted: 13 years ago
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      When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again."

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        What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!

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          And we were poor too. Why, if I wasn't born a boy, I'd have nothing to play with!

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