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THE BIBLE PREFERRED MY 4 VERSION BIBLE SO I COULD STUDY THE WORD OF GOD WHILE I WAIT FOR HIM TO RESCUE ME
13 years ago. Rating: 0 | |
If someone other than the lord showed up to rescue you, would you let them?
Sorry, this just reminded me of a joke I once heard about a man who refused the help of 3 people sent by God to save him because he was waiting for God himself to save him...he died waiting.
i've heard of it too, so so so so funniii, first time i heard it i cracked up laughing, hahahahahahahhahahahaha uh, so funniii :D :D :D
so heres how it goes sharon lynn,
a man goes up the somewhere? and jumps into the sea telling everyone that he's going to show them that god will save him, few hours later, so this guy is in the water, waiting for god, and a boat comes and tries to save him but he refuses says god will save him.....
after an hour another boat comes to save him, he refuses, and another comes again and he refuses.
in the end he drowns and when he dies, he asks god 'why didn't you save me, i was waiting' and god says 'i sent you three boats' , hahahahahahahahaahah
owed you this : )