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Did you hear about Oprah getting busted at the airport? Yeah, they found 30 pounds of crack on her backside..

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One of my favorite kid jokes that everyone's heard:

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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O.k. you asked for it...Three friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a
small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from
the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was
unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went
back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival
florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town
to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their
store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did
so, thereby
proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

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there was a person who sent 10 different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least 1 of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either

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Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The
stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one (carrion)allowed per passenger."

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Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

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