Anonymous
Someone just called me a "biotch" on formspring.... what would be a good comeback? I can't think of anything good... only stupid ones. here are some i found, lemme kno if these r any good: watch it, i bite; "b!T(# is a female dog a dog barks barks are on tree trees are living things and living things are beautiful so thank you"; i would insult you back, but mother nature has done such a good job already that i cant compete (only prob here is the post is anonymous); sire (male dog); woof, you called my dog; u at a kennel >.>?
10 Answers
Jenn
leeroy
Tell him that you can fix bitcyness and you can fix a car but you can't fix stupid.
And if you go with the Mother nature thing, tell him that when the stork dropped him at his parents house he was drunk and accidentally dropped him on the ugly tree and it looks like he hit every branch on the way down.
Or say is that what guys with small p.p.'s have to say to feel better about themselves?
| 13 years ago. Rating: 0 | |
Darci13
mom
You could just not even bother responding and compromising who you are over what a stranger thought in the moment. You are only proving one thing when you retaliate, either you are what heshe says, or misery likes company and you have just joined the crew.One thing I have learnt over the years is that it is none of your business what people think of you...best to stay true to who you are and ignore ignorance!
| 13 years ago. Rating: 0 | |
dwayne1716
papa peg
Rushie54
Yes you could say but in the morning I will be ok, but you are ugly. Infact you were born on an ugly tree and fell off and smashed your face on every branch on the way down. Or you have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp. Or when you were born the doctor slapped your mum. Or you're so ugly when your mobile rings people think it's a bus reversing. Or you're fat when you cross the road cars go around you. Or you can just let it go over your head and rise above it.!!
| 13 years ago. Rating: 0 | |
Help2234
Anonymous
I kinda' like the "I would insult you back, but" comment. Don't be concerned with some of the comments you see here, someone could be having a bad day!