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    What are some funny yo momma jokes?

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    0  Views: 1885 Answers: 13 Posted: 13 years ago
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    Ms Sinclair

    Hey Orion- Did you like my jokes?

    Commented 13 years ago
    Orion Markham

    yes, yours are hilarious!

    Commented 13 years ago
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      Yo mama so ugly your daddy threw her in the street and was arrested for littering.

      13 years ago. Rating: 3
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        Yo mama's armpits stink so much that when she put on Right Guard it turned left. That's enough for now.

        13 years ago. Rating: 2
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          Yo mama so fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out.

          13 years ago. Rating: 2
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            Yo mama's so dumb she put a peephole in a glass door.

            13 years ago. Rating: 2
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              Try google. There's a bunch of them there. Or just type Yo mama into your web browser. You'll see sites that have them.

              13 years ago. Rating: 0
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                Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house!

                12 years ago. Rating: 0
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                  Yo mama's so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.

                  12 years ago. Rating: 0
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                    yo mamas armpits are so hairy she looks like she has big foot in a headlock

                    13 years ago. Rating: 0
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                      one time when i was a kid i spent the night with my friend jim.i complained there was no sheet on the top bunk. she reached in drawer and stretched a pair of her pantie over the matress and said your welcome

                      13 years ago. Rating: 0
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                        Yo mama is so ugly that she tied a pork chop around her neck so the dogs would play with her.
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                          Yo mama is so fat she uses a telephone booth 4 her cell phone.
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                            Your momma so fat, she sat on a a dollar bill and snot shot out Washington's nose!

                            13 years ago. Rating: 0
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                              yo mama is so fat that when she steps on the Weight Scale it says...'to be continued'...
                              13 years ago. Rating: 0
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