wedrewe
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Vinny
Hit it with a hammer.
veteran01
Vinny
| 13 years ago. Rating: 3 | |
That's a good one Vinny, LOL!
Nah, that thing can take a lot of abuse and misuse, hitting it with a hammer will just swell it up and make it bigger.. He'll be proud and happy.. :) Probably run right out to show it to his boyfriends.. LOL
stugatz
ed shank
robertgrist
A daily tug is effective. Don't over do it. The women in your life will tell you if you are going too far. Also, being hung does not bring self control. Self control is vital as is finding the g-spot. There is a lurid and vivid post on this blog on the subject if someone would kindly provide direction.
robertgrist
| 13 years ago. Rating: 1 | |
Not joking. I'd rather not send photo-proof. A porn star told me and several others in the biz.
Jenn
PEOPLELOVER
Maz
amfortas
bvarga
sally123
itsmee
zorro
dwayne1716
Stockwiz
you don't have to do a damn thing. it's just fine the way it is. men are all so worried about this issue. women don't give a flying fig for the most part. there is surgery, of course. but it would have to be a real extreme case. or a surgeon who wanted to sail his yacht to a far-away place and stay for a couple of months.
amfortas
| 13 years ago. Rating: -1 | |
He is ‘obsessed’ with the size of his penis. He is terrified of it. So much so that he barely ever lets the issue enter his mind for fear of total life disruption.
Unless in a public toilet where all he does is look, in astonishment and envy, at other men’s dicks.
They, apparently, don’t mind him looking.
Every woman ‘knows’ this, ‘intuitively’, because he never discusses it with her.
Every other man in the world has a bigger dick.
That is, his is the smallest of 3.2 billion dicks, including those of little boys.
No wonder he refuses to think about it, let alone talk to her about it.
He makes sure his little penis is out of sight as much a possible. It is of such shamefully small proportion that he would be arrested if he showed it in public. Old ladies would faint; younger ones scream; dogs would howl and little girls need counseling for the next 35 years (at taxpayer expense).The law actually forbids it, as people would be traumatised.
She, charitably, cannot understand his ‘obsession’. She cares nothing for size.
“Size does not matter”, she says, nonchalantly. Why should she care?
Even despite the fact that HER man has the smallest, weenyist, most miniscule dick in the world, she doesn’t mind.
She loves him.
She thinks that penis augmentation is just a silly idea.
She could not imagine being so obsessed.
Besides. She has BREASTS.
And, she has bras, that have padding.
And gels.
And up-lifting under-wires.
Bras that lift, shape, separate, accentuate, minimize, maximize.
Push-up, plunge, contour, control, shape, flatten.
Increase cleavage, decorate, contrast, attract.
Give illusion of ‘cup of choice’, overflowing or otherwise.
And …..silicon gel inserts at $500 per breast, along with $7500 surgical interventions that generate $ 62.8b a year of Gross Domestic Product.
She can even get a special Surgical Loan from her health fund.
Then there’s the diet industry. $145 trillion. p/a !
Why should she be concerned ? Men and their obsession with size !!
She, even with ‘petite’ breasts, will get her kit off at the sound of a camera being cocked, but he won’t –
‘cause his dick’s TOO small.
Men ! Just ‘little boys’.
She wonders if ‘lovers’ have big ones.
Unless in a public toilet where all he does is look, in astonishment and envy, at other men’s dicks.
They, apparently, don’t mind him looking.
Every woman ‘knows’ this, ‘intuitively’, because he never discusses it with her.
Every other man in the world has a bigger dick.
That is, his is the smallest of 3.2 billion dicks, including those of little boys.
No wonder he refuses to think about it, let alone talk to her about it.
He makes sure his little penis is out of sight as much a possible. It is of such shamefully small proportion that he would be arrested if he showed it in public. Old ladies would faint; younger ones scream; dogs would howl and little girls need counseling for the next 35 years (at taxpayer expense).The law actually forbids it, as people would be traumatised.
She, charitably, cannot understand his ‘obsession’. She cares nothing for size.
“Size does not matter”, she says, nonchalantly. Why should she care?
Even despite the fact that HER man has the smallest, weenyist, most miniscule dick in the world, she doesn’t mind.
She loves him.
She thinks that penis augmentation is just a silly idea.
She could not imagine being so obsessed.
Besides. She has BREASTS.
And, she has bras, that have padding.
And gels.
And up-lifting under-wires.
Bras that lift, shape, separate, accentuate, minimize, maximize.
Push-up, plunge, contour, control, shape, flatten.
Increase cleavage, decorate, contrast, attract.
Give illusion of ‘cup of choice’, overflowing or otherwise.
And …..silicon gel inserts at $500 per breast, along with $7500 surgical interventions that generate $ 62.8b a year of Gross Domestic Product.
She can even get a special Surgical Loan from her health fund.
Then there’s the diet industry. $145 trillion. p/a !
Why should she be concerned ? Men and their obsession with size !!
She, even with ‘petite’ breasts, will get her kit off at the sound of a camera being cocked, but he won’t –
‘cause his dick’s TOO small.
Men ! Just ‘little boys’.
She wonders if ‘lovers’ have big ones.
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