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I saw this one one line and It cracked me up sorry, just wanted to see what you thought?''
Hi, I'm an Astronaut. My next mission is to explore Uranus.
13 years ago. Rating: 3 | |
<a href="/users/1635/leeroy/">@leeroy</a> - I would say, cool, I live in Venus, stop by!!!
<a href="/users/3639/ms-sinclair/">@Ms Sinclair</a> - Good question. We all can get along. LoL!!!
I told my future wife after we officially met, "I really like you. I'd love to get to know you better. When you get rid of your boy friend, call me." She did - the very next day. On our first date later that week, I asked her how many kids she wanted. She said, "Three." I said, three was a bad number because it takes too long to get seated at restaurants. Besides, the kids would always be fighting about who had to sit in the middle of the back seat. How about two instead? She told me years later it was then that she knew we would get married. Seventeen years later we are still married and we have two boys.
13 years ago. Rating: 3 | |
Honesty is always the best policy. If you really want to get to know someone because you think they have beautiful eyes or a body, just tell them you would like to get to know them better and give them your telephone number. That way they can make the decision to call you when they are ready.
Thank you. Yes, everything worked out and hopefully things will continue to work. We've been together 20 years now, so I am pretty sure things won't change any time soon. Now if we can get the kids out of the house... I've decided two is a better number than four, especially with teenage boys and the cost of food! LOL.
bluedeath, my friend..you are too funny! And honest to boot...your wife is a fortunate woman!
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you!!!
13 years ago. Rating: 2 | |
<a href="/users/1635/leeroy/">@leeroy</a> - You know it's been so long since I heard a pick-up line, that was the only one I could remember, corny, huh!!!
Hi , I seem to of misplaced my cell phone, can you call 9084252773 and see if anyone answers it ?
13 years ago. Rating: 2 | |
Is your father a farmer?
No?
So how did he grow such a beautiful thing?
13 years ago. Rating: 1 | |
Good one Volcane, I heard one similar to that one, Is your father a baker? No? Well he sure knows how to make an amazing set of buns.
Ok, touse are all horible and will never get you a date with a chick. why not try: "Hey i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you tonight?" or "I bit my lip can you kiss it better?" or even "You look familiar, did you graduate from USW? The university of stuning women." they would work on me~
13 years ago. Rating: 1 | |
aww. Cute one.