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    3. If somebody says to you, "I've got good news and bad news" and you want to hear both, which would you like to hear first?
    If somebody says to you, "I've got good news and bad news" and you want to hear both, which would you like to hear first?

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      8 years ago. Rating: 9
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          8 years ago. Rating: 8
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            The bad news is...we amputated the wrong leg.


            The good news is...the other one is getting better.

            8 years ago. Rating: 8
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              I will always take the bad news first,so i can finish on a high note..>>>>>>><<<<<<<<..

              8 years ago. Rating: 8
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                ....bad first


                ....then look forward


                ....forward ever, backward never

                8 years ago. Rating: 7
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                  Of course the bad news. Any good news will soften the blow.  "Mom is on the roof and I can't get her down".....

                  8 years ago. Rating: 6
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                    Clonge

                    commented 8 years ago

                    Bad news first....let's get it over with!    :(

                    8 years ago. Rating: 5
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                      I'll go along with the Bad News Bears here. 

                      8 years ago. Rating: 5
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