country bumpkin

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Do you or have you been told that...

Fart in your sleep?

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+7 Views: 837 Answers: 7 Posted: 9 years ago

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ROMOS

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But I know someone who does.

And it's not me.

And the "no image" is deliberate.

9 years ago. Rating: 7
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Ducky

LOL!! Care to name names?

commented 9 years ago

ROMOS

Easy guess!

commented 9 years ago

country bumpkin

LOL...I'm laughing so hard My cheeks hurt!

commented 9 years ago

Flip

Cheeks??? lol

commented 9 years ago

country bumpkin

LMCO!

commented 9 years ago

Ducky

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What a terrible thing to suggest! I'll have you know that I am the perfect little lady and would NEVER do such a thing!!!

9 years ago. Rating: 6
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ROMOS

LIAR!!!!

commented 9 years ago

country bumpkin

Ducks don't fart they frubble! LOL

commented 9 years ago

Ducky

I'm not a liar. I AM the perfect little lady!

commented 9 years ago

ROMOS

No you're frubbly not.

commented 9 years ago

country bumpkin

But you can't help what happens in your sleep little lady.

commented 9 years ago

Ducky

Oh, so it's not my fault? That makes me very happy....just in case "it" ever does happen.

commented 9 years ago

terryfossil 1

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Vinny says ladies do not fart,,they pass wind..

9 years ago. Rating: 6
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country bumpkin

How cute! BTW, I don't fart-I FLUFF!

commented 9 years ago

clu

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Sure! I know I do! After all if you don't fart your head may blow off! LOL:)

9 years ago. Rating: 6
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country bumpkin

Someone who finally understands! LOL

commented 9 years ago

terryfossil 1

You could always Burp,Cough,Sneeze or hiccup to release the pressure..>>>>>>>><<<<<<<..

commented 9 years ago

country bumpkin

Seriously, I've had a headache all day and my stomach has felt like a load of bricks. I took a teaspoon of bicarbonate soda mixed with water an hour ago which caused me to burp about 5 times and I feel normal now. Sorry if this sounds tacky, I don't go around farting/fluffing and burping in front of people but I couldn't help but belch in front of Roy tonight a few times after I took the B-soda and I would do it again if I show this much improvement. :)

commented 9 years ago

clu

It's not something you think about!

commented 9 years ago

Bob/PKB