So, Clonge, you got me curious, and I stepped on the poor thing this morning. I distinctly hear an "ouch", and the same number I saw two months ago landed in front of me. It could be worse.
Yes, it could be worse. When my son was 5, he told me that his mother, who was and is heavy, weighed 1,000 pounds. I corrected him and said, "No, that's only with one foot on the scale." She was and is mean, so I have no qualms about making jokes.
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Last time I weighed was more than a year ago.
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My folks had a single frame comic on the refrigerator that always made me laugh. It was a heavy, heavy man standing on a scale that also gave your "fortune". The line read, "What are you doing out of water?"
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