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    Why did you go to jail?

    I had a knife buried in a very zippered backpack (I had forgotten all about it) when I went to the courthouse. I did a month........

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    +7  Views: 1034 Answers: 8 Posted: 9 years ago
    mycatsmom

    I've carried a knife for years, and a box cutter ........and Mace. Never got caught.
    Commented 9 years ago
    mycatsmom

    At least you got 3 hots and a cot.
    Commented 9 years ago
    jhharlan

    Not all of them were hot and calling it a cot is a misnomer......
    Commented 9 years ago
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      ... oh man ... I got hit with the stupid stick and ended up having to marry the guy about a year later when ... wait a minute ... I thought you asked why'd we get married!!!   lol


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      9 years ago. Rating: 9
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        Ducky

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        LOL!!
        commented 9 years ago
        mycatsmom

        ha hahahahahah
        commented 9 years ago

        Here's why: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbNPg_Rp0ws

        9 years ago. Rating: 8
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          jhharlan

          Love? You? I know of your love for your son, fill us in on the rest......
          commented 9 years ago
          Clonge

          Actually, it was in my dreams. Julie was my jailor (it has a nice ring to it) and I was locked up for 5,824 days, which is what appears on her Kindle!
          commented 9 years ago

          Hasn't happened....so far. I'm trying to behave myself.       lol

          9 years ago. Rating: 7
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            I haven't had the pleasure.

            9 years ago. Rating: 7
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              I didn't but I should have..... I plead the 5th.

              9 years ago. Rating: 7
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                Spent some time in holding, but avoided behind the bars. It was the lowest point in my personal experience to date.

                9 years ago. Rating: 6
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                  It's on my dwindling bucket list. How's the wine selection ?

                  9 years ago. Rating: 6
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                    Bob/PKB

                    You'll find a complete "whine" list, robust, flavorful, fruity, dry, and amusing. Sample at your own risk
                    commented 9 years ago
                    digger

                    Surely, California jails must offer terrific full-bodied Napa Valley Cabs.
                    commented 9 years ago
                    Bob/PKB

                    Only in the prisons...the best you'll find in a California jail is Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill, which would cause anyone to whine.
                    commented 9 years ago

                    I've got a get out of jail free card.

                    9 years ago. Rating: 4
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