FISH-O

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Which would you rather be?

1) An Elf

2) A Hobbit

3) R2D2

4) Donald Trump

5) Spock

6) Imelda Marcos

7) A Pez

8) A stand up comedian

9) A Czechoslovakian

10) A coconut

Long answers are completely acceptable and encouraged.

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+8 Views: 1310 Answers: 14 Posted: 9 years ago

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14 Answers

pythonlover

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Being a mystical type of person I would be an Elf. I would love to get amongst it with the Fairies and Pixies in the garden.

9 years ago. Rating: 14
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FISH-O

It would be grand. :)

commented 9 years ago

ROMOS

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Definitely a Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins is my favourite, did you know there was a Scottish band called Bilbo Baggins too? Very popular back in the day.

Check em out... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BPRGQHwb5U

9 years ago. Rating: 13
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nomdeplume

Did you know that Bilbo had a sister called Dildo Doggins?

commented 9 years ago

FISH-O

Nom, you can be soooooooooooooooooo rude!

commented 9 years ago

FISH-O

@The King of the Fleas.............. OH MY! ... on one thousand levels.

commented 9 years ago

nomdeplume

Fishy, Ms Doggins comes from the town of Dildo in Newfoundland, so I don't understand your comment.

commented 9 years ago

FISH-O

Newfies live far, far away from the Fraser Valley. Most of us here don't understand a Newfie and it's not for a lack of trying. Which is also why they have a town named precisely that.

commented 9 years ago

Bob/PKB

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#8 for me. Travel and the challenges of new material and competition. But, I could end up with my own television show, and that might be an adventure!

9 years ago. Rating: 12
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FISH-O

I do like #8 the best. And, I do like it for the same reasons you do. No day would be boring. Challenges are grand.

commented 9 years ago

bulletman

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A Coconut, that way i could end my days hanging from a palm with the rest of the nuts in northern Queensland hoping to be renamed 'Wilson'' by a derelict. :)

9 years ago. Rating: 12
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FISH-O

This answer is beyond funny!!!!
Thanks for my laugh of the day.

commented 9 years ago

tabber

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#8, comedian.

9 years ago. Rating: 12
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FISH-O

Most popular!

commented 9 years ago

Flip

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In High school I was an insecure nerd, never had a date, much less a girl friend. So I would choose Donald Trump, but just for one day, September 12th of this year. I would go to our 55th class reunion and introduce my lovely wife Melania to all my jealous classmates... Then the next day I'd revert back to my boring self and let Donald continue his pipe dream of becoming president.

9 years ago. Rating: 12
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Ducky

commented 9 years ago

FISH-O

:) Not only do you sound to be very blessed, you are also very funny. I do believe you can go as yourself and receive the same results. ... Everyone really is an insecure nerd in High School because it is a nightmare. That is why so many movies have been made about the subject.

commented 9 years ago

Bob/PKB

Boring? I think not.

commented 9 years ago

witchway

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An elf, because I wouldn't mind living in a tree and baking cookies all day long!

9 years ago. Rating: 11
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FISH-O

Ha! I am loving these random questions... the answers are hilarious!
Have a wonderful day witchway and thanks!

commented 9 years ago

Ducky

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#8...Stand up comedian

Would like..... to make people laugh; to have fun on the job everyday; to be challenged to improve my routine; to make people happy for a half hour or so; to be the center of attention "at work"; to hear the applause.

Would NOT like..... the expectation of always being on/funny.

When do I start?

9 years ago. Rating: 10
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FISH-O

You have the job. There is no pay and I picked Pez just because it is the strangest of choices. I could be the straight guy!

commented 9 years ago

Ducky

I want fun AND money!

commented 9 years ago

FISH-O

The ultimate dream :)

commented 9 years ago

lindilou

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9 years ago. Rating: 10
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ROMOS

Bit of a mix here really, 1,2 & 8 spring to mind, and they tell me he loved his shoes too.

commented 9 years ago

FISH-O

Gotta love the power or MIND MELD even when it applies to rocks.

commented 9 years ago

lindilou

... lends a whole new meaning to gettin; stoned ... lol

commented 9 years ago

FISH-O

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hector5559

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Donald Trump,so I could say to. People Keep your hair on,

9 years ago. Rating: 10
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country bumpkin

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# 10. A coconut for all the various health reasons plus one very interesting reason I wont mention here. LOL

9 years ago. Rating: 7
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jhharlan

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#6) Imelda. Perhaps I could pick out a pair of shoes that don’t give me blisters…….

9 years ago. Rating: 6
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terryfossil 1

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A stand up comedian,,there is not much you can do better in life than make someone laugh,,it can cure most problems,even if only for a little while..>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<.. Stock Photo - Joker. Fotosearch - Search Stock Images, Poster Photographs, Pictures, and Clip Art Photos