While strolling round
the Harbor this morning about 7 a.m., I noticed a character shouting
"Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels" and suddenly he tripped
and fell into the water.
He was struggling to
stay afloat because of all the explosives he
was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown.
Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that
requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the
Coast Guard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.
It is now 11 a.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the
authorities have yet to respond.
I'm starting to think I wasted four
stamps.
3 Answers
Funny and I was surprised. Were there no cement life jackets around?
9 years ago. Rating: 4 | |