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Ducky, I think he's asking YOU.

9 years ago. Rating: 4
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I just heard this on the radio in my car last night. The show was talking about the rigors of marriage and what couples go through. The joke is:  "A man told his wife, "Because of my age, I CHOSE you." Well the wife sought revenge, in many small ways, every day after that.

9 years ago. Rating: 4
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Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"                                                                                                              Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" 
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."                                                                     In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

9 years ago. Rating: 2
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