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Ha ha ha............
Glad I've got both my eyes fixed now.............
| 9 years ago. Rating: 7 | |
After we whip you guys in cricket,,then i am gonna post a Scottish Joke,,Ha ha ha Mate..>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<
You're welcome to whip us or them any time mate, cricket ain't my thing.
I like Scottish jokes, always good for a laugh.
I like Scottish jokes, always good for a laugh.
If you cannot laugh at yourself Roy,who can you laugh at,,,Have a good one mate.>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<
St Andrews Scottish Society Johannesburg
March 27, 2012 ·
Sandy and Wee Hughie were out on the moors shooting grouse when Sandy fell to the ground. He didn't seem to breathing and when Wee Hughie raised Sandy's eye-lids his eyes rolled back in his head. In a panic, Wee Hughie took out his cell phone and called the emergency services on 999. When he got through, he gasped to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice said, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead." There was a silence from Wee Hughie for a few moments and then the operator heard a shot. Then Wee Hughie said "OK, now what?"
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A present to you Roy my Kilted boy..>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<
March 27, 2012 ·
Sandy and Wee Hughie were out on the moors shooting grouse when Sandy fell to the ground. He didn't seem to breathing and when Wee Hughie raised Sandy's eye-lids his eyes rolled back in his head. In a panic, Wee Hughie took out his cell phone and called the emergency services on 999. When he got through, he gasped to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice said, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead." There was a silence from Wee Hughie for a few moments and then the operator heard a shot. Then Wee Hughie said "OK, now what?"
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St Andrews Scottish Society Johannesburg, Cornelia Joyce Johnson and 2 others like this.
A present to you Roy my Kilted boy..>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<
Apalling outcome Scotland v Sri Lanka mate.
I reckon that Malinga is a chucker & he should be told to bowl properly.
I reckon that Malinga is a chucker & he should be told to bowl properly.
I reckon you could be right about Malinga Tom,,i have always thought him suss,,He is what we call a "slinger", so was Jeff Thompson,,but with Thommo's action you had to keep your arm straight,,not so sure about Malinga's action,,however i will go to my grave believing Muttiah Muralitharan is a dyed in the wool CHUCKER,,3 different umpires called him for chucking,,so they changed the rules to allow him to chuck,,All the best mate..>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<
Just not keeping up here. SOOOOO glad you've gotten the other eye fixed; wonderful news and hope you are seeing clearly now, the rain is gone.....
Hey Roy,i seen an Optometrist last week and she tested my eyes,,she say's i am illegal to drive a car,,shock horror,,you do not go anywhere in Aussie without a car..so she fixes me up a pair of glasses that lets me almost see traffic signs via my right eye,,but lets me see fairly well outa my left eye,,i see a Opthamologist in April..what does it cost you to get one eye done,,it is gonna cost me about a Grand out of pocket,,
Got them both done on the NHS Terry = £0.000, we're quite fortunate in having a good health service, if I had to pay I would have though, I was nearly bloody blind with those cataracts, I told you months ago you shouldn't be driving, get them done mate, you wont regret it, (it's painless & quick too).
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Have a heart Terry.How am I supposed to read that.I'm flat out reading the main titles.
PRINT BIG!
| 9 years ago. Rating: 6 | |
Dont know how Tom,, ,,but if you right click on it. then click left click "open image in new tab" then left click + or minus,,let me know how you go with that mate,,,>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<
You already knew it,??? I only found out how to do that today today Tom..>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<
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