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    Staff at B/Q,are ready for an onslought of customers wanting Rope Cable Ties and Duck tape etc,etc,

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    +7  Views: 788 Answers: 4 Posted: 10 years ago
    Ducky

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    Watch clip from ROMOS. He asks for masking tape. :)
    Commented 10 years ago
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      Never read the book, never will, so I wont need to visit B+Qs.


      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11400246/BandQ-sends-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-memo-warning-staff-to-expect-soar-in-demand-for-cable-ties-and-rope.html

      10 years ago. Rating: 10
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        hector5559

        I was shocked Ted ,i thought somone had reported my missing tiles,
        commented 10 years ago

        In Texas we call it spit ball and bailing wire.  Guess that's why I'm not in the book.......

        10 years ago. Rating: 9
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          Tommyh

          Are we getting a bit 'Off Subject' here?
          Seems to me duck tape would be a bit of a niche market.Especially to make it in varying stickynesses when all you can use it for is to tie up your duck.On the other hand the ubiquitous duct tape is a versatile temporary repair material.
          commented 10 years ago

          Wot's 'DUCK' tape?


          Do you mean 'DUCT' tape?


          Is our Ducky in the movie somewhere?

          10 years ago. Rating: 8
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            ROMOS

            Oh please, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            commented 10 years ago
            Bob/PKB

            Open can, release worms, eh?
            commented 10 years ago
            FISH-O

            :D ....................... Oh it is sooooooo tempting.
            commented 10 years ago
            Tommyh

            Go for it ladies.I can take it.LOL
            commented 10 years ago
            Ducky

            Moderator
            Did I hear my name mentioned? If so, you got it wrong. He asks for masking tape. :)
            commented 10 years ago
            FISH-O

            Masking tape? ... No ducks were harmed in the researching, writing or filming of the mid-life crisis?
            commented 10 years ago
            Ducky

            Moderator
            Ducks are strictly "duck tape people". We don't even like the word "masking". :)
            commented 10 years ago
            FISH-O

            Masking is so lame... beyond lame... a Duck would never think in the term, "Lame", as the term is not the natural way of Duck-Being-Zen-All Conclusive-Duckiness.
            commented 10 years ago
            Ducky

            Moderator
            I think you're right Fishy.....LOL!!!
            commented 10 years ago
            FISH-O

            It is all part of the service. .... Fish Wisdom.
            commented 10 years ago
            ROMOS

            KOTF recommends "Duck tape", not too sticky, good for masking.....:)
            commented 10 years ago
            FISH-O

            The King of the Fleas should recommend Duck Tape considering 89.7% of fleas around the globe approve of it. The other 10.3% are royalty in flea-land and therefore, not handy fleas at all.
            commented 10 years ago
            Tommyh

            Never ever use duck tape for masking tape.The feathers blow off into your nice new paint.
            commented 10 years ago
            FISH-O

            Now there is paint involved? Is this a home improvement movie? Shoot! I totally misunderstood what everyone was talking about.
            commented 10 years ago
            ROMOS

            Duck tapes have moved on a bit Tom, you can choose the stickiness you want, you can even buy them featherless.
            commented 10 years ago
            Ducky

            Moderator
            Eeeeeeekkkkkk.....Qwwqqaaaccccckkkkk....
            commented 10 years ago
            FISH-O

            And, if you venture into the music department at Walmart, retro section, you can purchase for a very reasonable "Roll Back" price, the taped musical rendition of Ducks around the world covering all Abba tunes sans Super Trouper, (I know not why).
            commented 10 years ago

            There  was a lot of people queuing   outside B&Q in Colchester tonight , I wondered why, now I know.

            10 years ago. Rating: 7
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