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    What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

     "Ell if I no!"

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    How can you tell if a fly got in your refrigerator?

    Ducky

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    I'll bite. How?
    Bob/PKB

    footprints in the mashed potatoes.

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    This?


     

    Benthere

    Only a mother......
    Ducky

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    For sure. lol

    A tri-tusked big guy…..

    How about a Tapir, they look like relatives to both, sort of...

    Why do eleohants wear springs on their feet?


    So they can bounce up into the trees & rape apes.


    What's the scariest noise in the jungle?


    Boing! boing!boing!

    You would have to have thick skin to allow this to happen,

    I don't know about that mix-up, but we all see what happened when the Man in the Moon got on with Mother Nature. 

    a rhinolephant I don't think such a cross is possble


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