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    3. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
    What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

     "Ell if I no!"

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    +5  Views: 1176 Answers: 9 Posted: 10 years ago
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      10 years ago. Rating: 11
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        How can you tell if a fly got in your refrigerator?

        10 years ago. Rating: 11
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          Ducky

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          I'll bite. How?
          commented 10 years ago
          Bob/PKB

          footprints in the mashed potatoes.
          commented 10 years ago
          Ducky

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          :)
          commented 10 years ago

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          This?


           

          10 years ago. Rating: 10
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            Benthere

            Only a mother......
            commented 10 years ago
            Ducky

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            For sure. lol
            commented 10 years ago

            A tri-tusked big guy…..

            10 years ago. Rating: 8
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              How about a Tapir, they look like relatives to both, sort of...

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                Why do eleohants wear springs on their feet?


                So they can bounce up into the trees & rape apes.


                What's the scariest noise in the jungle?


                Boing! boing!boing!

                10 years ago. Rating: 5
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                  You would have to have thick skin to allow this to happen,

                  10 years ago. Rating: 5
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                    I don't know about that mix-up, but we all see what happened when the Man in the Moon got on with Mother Nature. 

                    10 years ago. Rating: 5
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                      a rhinolephant I don't think such a cross is possble
                      10 years ago. Rating: 5
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