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    why didn't the chicken cross the road?

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    There was too much traffic. Smart chickens avoid traffic. 

    Because it wasn’t safety pinned to a punk rocker……….

    mycatsmom

    because Ozzie Osborn was on the other side of the road. And he used to bite the heads off of chickens on stage.
    Or was that Alice Cooper ?
    jhharlan

    I believe it was Alice (or maybe Ozzie) but rumor has it that they thought is was a toy and that’s when they bit the head off……..

    The chicken trapped in the chicken coop or penned in the yard doesn't cross the road because it can't.  
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    because he was too chicken to cross the road ?

    to get 2 the other side and because she/he could 

    Colleen

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    Why didn't the chicken not why did.


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