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    What jobs would you like to have?

    I'd be 1) A professional dancer 2. Teacher of Autistic kids 3. A singer 4) a novelist 5) a syndicated humor columnist 6) Director of a preschool 7) A writer and illustrator of childrens' picture book. (Not as easy as it sounds)   This was fun for me.

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    Husband and Grandpa suit me just fine at this stage of the trip of life. 

    bustieone

    Thanks Its...

    A farmer cause i'd be outstanding in my field....

    Vinny

    I told my co-worker that i was going to stand around outside for awhile, if anyone calls for me, just tell them 'I'm Outstanding." :)
    Ducky

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    You're BOTH just plain goofy. :)
    itsmee

    Daren: I can just see you leaning on your shovel as the sun set behind you. You are OUT STANDING in your field.
    mycatsmom

    Daren, ha ha .That's an old joke.Here's another joke...Why don't you be a garbage collector and throw yourself into your work ? hahaha
    Vinny

    Gotta watch for the dumpster divers.

    Been seen done


    1: Royal Navy, electrical mechanic


    2: Bar worker, dogsbody


    3: Self employed, home restoration business


    4:Charity shop, area manager


    5: Still HOPING!

    Ducky

    Moderator
    "Dogsbody"?
    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    "Dogsbody"?
    itsmee

    "dogsbody?"
    itsmee

    I was offered a job as a decorator of mobile homes. Some of them could look really good - cute. I didn't take the job because I was unsure of my abilities. I wish now that I would have at least tried it.
    mycatsmom

    dogsbody ?
    itsmee

    Re: Dogsbody-- I'm going to put it up top. Shall I? or NO? CB: You do it.
    itsmee

    Put it in the space where it says ASK A QUESTION. You know ROMOS better than I do.
    hector5559

    So you just hang around then Ted,

    I’ve always wanted to own a produce stand……….

    Ducky

    Moderator
    I'll shop there! :)
    ROMOS

    Melons, melons!!!!!
    Who likes my lovely melons???
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Well, not me! :)
    Vinny

    I had a guy (homeless) that stopped by my work location a couple years ago. He offered an idea for me to invest in. A rotten Fruit Stand. He said that it would be a big business, lots of people eat rotten fruit and I could pick the rotten fruit up from any local grocery store that throws it away! No overhead! He said that when he was in prison and making 32 cents per day, he worked in cafeteria, they would throw away rotten fruit and he would grab a few fruits and bring them to his cell, the other prisoners wanted some too so he began selling it. Of course they were making 'Pruno' (Prison Wine) with it but he says he didn't care! Now there are many homeless ex-cons on the streets that would love some pruno or just something to eat like rotten fruit! They have the money because they rob and steal from people so getting your money for the rotten fruit should be no problem. It's a win/win!! LOL!!
    ROMOS

    What's wrong with Julies melons?
    Vinny

    I certainly like melons.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    So, Vinny's (and Julie's) Rotten Fruit Stand? Sounds great. :(
    ROMOS

    Rotten melons?
    I like them "over ripe".
    Vinny

    Who said anything about me including Julie in this rotten fruit stand enterprise?? LOL! Of course, we would need a workforce to see this through so sure!! Julie can be a partner and we will make millions. If this works out, we can open a car parts store like Flux Capacitors and blinker fluid and also,elbow grease in a can.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    @Vinny...I want in! :)
    Vinny

    Ducky, sure!! You can preen the feathers of the quacks that buy this stuff!! You can be Director of Customer Hygiene. :)
    Ducky

    Moderator
    No Vinny! I don't want anything to do with someone else's hygiene (or lack thereof.) lol
    hector5559

    So do i but its few and far between nowdays,that was for two above,
    itsmee

    How A Produce Stand Saved My Marriage
    There was an incredible organic stand in the Santa Cruz area. They sold their fruits and vegetables out of clean carnival wagons. When my husband and I got in our usual dust up, one would suggest a trip to the stand. We'd pick out the best fruits and vegetables and in the process of decision, we became friends again. <3
    jhharlan

    Good story, Itsmee……...

    These would seem interesting to me:


    1) Owner of a marketing business.


    2) Sales representative.


    3) Grade school teacher.


    4) Naturopathic Doctor.


    5) Speech Pathologist.


    digger

    You thood go for number 5.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Cuth I tock tho gud?
    mycatsmom

    I like #4,Ducky . And I kinda wanted to be # 5 too, till I found out that it takes 5 years of college !

    Brain Surgeon,for aKaqa,members,

    mycatsmom

    Hector, what exactly do you do for a living ?
    hector5559

    Electrical Work,of all types Instalations,Maintenance,Alarms Air Conditioning,etc,
    itsmee

    My brother used to electrify his room so our parents couldn't get in. He went on a became a physicist. Why didn't that happen to meeee?

    Not that I have the knowledge, skill, or patience, but I'd enjoy:
    1. Acting/Singing
    2. Teaching
    3. Counseling/Therapy
    4. Artist/Craftsman
    5, Author
    6. Professional Athlete (bowler, tennis, golf)
    7. Attorney  

    Civil servant or second string quarterback for the Broncos or Patriots.

    hector5559

    Theres not much differents in the proffesions Digger,
    digger

    That's right. Just sit back, collect a hefty paycheck and hope no one will call upon you to perform work in exchange. Just the way I like it !
    Ducky

    Moderator
    I thought you were a civil servant already. Or is that un-civil? :)
    digger

    Some days I wish I was.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    A civil servant? Or un-civil?
    digger

    Is there a difference?
    Ducky

    Moderator
    I thought so.
    itsmee

    You must watch out for the un-civil serpent!

    I would have love to be an:


    astronaut. 


    pilot


    actress/singer


     

    itsmee

    I thought you'd have at least one that had to do with music. : )
    mycatsmom

    You can,Chelleanne......do any of those. Go for it !
    itsmee

    I think chelleanne is young. She looks young, anyway. There are strict age regulations for astronauts and pilots (I think)

    (Be a professional footballer).

    itsmee

    Lots of money .... Lots of danger. Good choice never the less. : )
    mycatsmom

    and lots of concussions
    itsmee

    You sound like an accurate, caring mom
    hector5559

    I Headed a Ball once,does that count,??

    I already did  # 2. and  # 6.  First career- - -- -I was an LPN.      2nd career.......I was a teacher of Spec Educ  kids and Reg Educ  kids.


      The career I wish I had gone into was journalism . I didn't know what that word even meant in Jr high, or I would have taken the class and worked on the year book and the weekly school newpaper. But, in H.S., my mother  kept telling me which classes I had to take to get into college and journalism wasn't one of them  :-(   . So, never took it. Wish I would have majored in it in college, and then gone to New York to get a job on a magazine,or as a reporter for a T V station ,or for a newspaper. And would have liked to been a writer, as well as a reporter. But, back in the stone ages when I was in the 9th grade, a girl was pushed into teaching,or nursing,or working for the phone company, or told to just get married.

    itsmee

    I came from a newspaper family. Vowed I'd NEVER do that. Guess what I did? I wrote a column. Some people liked it and it made me embarassed. Some people DID NOT like it and that was way worse. I couldn't win. I've had a lot of jobs come to think of it.

    Everyone in the world has a career that he can actually do or perform according to personal ability ,but i like Chief Finance Officer.

    itsmee

    That one will definitely do. It's a very very good one.


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