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Well I like those funny painted signs you see at the stores and some of them are really cute and since I truly hate cooking I tell everyone I am allergic to cooking LOL I have a sign that says if you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Also, like one I saw that said cat and husband missing, $500 reward for finding the missing cat......
13 years ago. Rating: 17 | |
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. ~Author Unknown
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ~Charles Schulz
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. ~Jane Wagner, The Search For Intelligent Life In The Universe, performed by Lily Tomlin
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. ~George Ade
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. ~William Castle
13 years ago. Rating: 15 | |
Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen. ~Douglas Adams, {Mostly Harmless}
Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer. ~Douglas Adams, {Mostly Harmless}
13 years ago. Rating: 14 | |
I was told by a lady , when I went into the ladies toilet by mistake, "You can`t come in here this is for women" My reply? "Well lady this isn`t for mixing paint" Boom Boom.
13 years ago. Rating: 9 | |
Check out, Dumb list of Crazy Laws, Even though they are not Quotes, think they will make you smile. www.board.com/crazylaws/
13 years ago. Rating: 7 | |
www.DumblistofCrazyLaws sorry it didnot come up first time
13 years ago. Rating: 5 | |