itsmee

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If you had the perfect job, what would it be?

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+9 Views: 2544 Answers: 11 Posted: 11 years ago

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mycatsmom

what would you like to do , itsmee ?

Commented 11 years ago

itsmee

I would either want to be a syndicated columnist or I would NOT want to be one. It won't happen ... but then, again, it might. Oh I hope it doesn't. That's the way my brain whirls around lately. The columns are already written ... so that part is taken care of. Arghhhh! : /

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mycatsmom

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Best answer!

I'd like to teach pre-schoolers to swim. There was a young man at my fitness center doing that.He teaches only about 2 kids at one time, so he can watch them.

11 years ago. Rating: 12
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Tommyh

An excellent carreer & a very,very useful one.You would get a lot of job satisfaction there.

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lindilou

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It would have to be head hammock inspector...ah, what a life!!!

11 years ago. Rating: 15
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ROMOS

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I loved the navy while I was there but I would love to be a professional golfer, sadly I was never good enough and now I can't play at all because of muscle problems.

Bummer!

11 years ago. Rating: 14
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itsmee

I will never be a professional dancer or artist. I can try for artist but the time when I can paint is limited because of my back.

Bummer!

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Ducky

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digger

What? Striker for Rangers not good enough for you? ;-)

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mycatsmom

Romos, what did you do in the Navy and why did you quit ?

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ROMOS

MCM, I was an electrical mechanic in the Royal Navy, I quit after the Falklands war after my ship was hit by an Exocet missile killing 22 of my crewmates.
Digger, I wasn't good enough at football either, that's why I support the "BEST" team :)

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digger

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Weatherman.

11 years ago. Rating: 14
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lindilou

Then you could always be wrong but still get paid!!! How clever! LOL (plop plop plunk plunk...dammit digger...RAIN again?) LOL

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digger

That thought never crossed my mind since MY forecasts would be spot on EVERY time; acts of God notwithstanding.;-)

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witchway

Perfect!

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jhharlan

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i’ve always wanted my own produce stand. Be responsible for the specials, the signs, the get them into the door gimmicks, the SALESMAN! Keeping the freshest out, discounting the aged, and the suggester of better deals……….

11 years ago. Rating: 13
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mycatsmom

so , do it !

commented 11 years ago

itsmee

I used to go to a produce stand and the produce was displayed in train cars. This was near Santa Cruz and I don't think it's there anymore.

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Tommyh

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Really?? You have to ask?? 15 Million bucks a year for kicking a soccer ball around a paddock.That'll do me.LOL

11 years ago. Rating: 13
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hector5559

Pounds ,Tommyh,in the uk,

commented 11 years ago

Tommyh

Even better! That's about 25 Million Bucks!

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robertgrist

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The front man for the guy with the perfect job…the stand-in comic for the real deal…. or…..the guy with the perfect job but no one knows he is responsible for the result…fame is too fickeled to embrace openly.

11 years ago. Rating: 13
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lindilou

Had a band called the Arachnids..we used to announce that we weren't in for the fame...just the glory!!! ;D

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itsmee

I have forgotten what you played ... or did you sing, lindi?

commented 11 years ago

lindilou

okay...guitars, mandolin, banjo, classical flute and picolo and recorders and penny whistles...jig anyone? Or maybe some blues on ya? Lasagna? And I sing but not much anymore as I love to play so much...and I am a songwriter and once I upload my tunes I kin prove it to y'all...some day...when I figure out how to....xox LL

commented 11 years ago

Tommyh

You play mandolin & banjo Lindy?
I love that stuff.I often wish I could play one of those instruments.

commented 11 years ago

itsmee

Learn to upload. It would be a treat to hear "one of us" put on a concert. : )

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lindilou

I will learn itsmee...just not today..but soon!

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bustieone

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Inspector # 7 at Fruit of the Loom, and be responsible for all of the perfect undergarments!

11 years ago. Rating: 13
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clu

Well! You really think Fruit of the Loom is the maker of perfect undergarments? Not Victoria's Secret?

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digger

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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mycatsmom

bustie, especially for womens' panties ?

commented 11 years ago

Ducky

Right again digger. You couldn't be a weather man after all. :)

commented 11 years ago

bustieone

I wanted to talk about the great sale at Fredrick's of Hollywood, "all panties are half-off"! But thought that was too risque, so opted for Fruit of the Loom...

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clu

bustieone That comment is making me LMAO! Good shopping where ever you go!

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country bumpkin

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11 years ago. Rating: 11
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country bumpkin

I've enlarged this photo and no personal items can be seen through the mirror.

commented 11 years ago

Ducky

Finally, you got to the right country, in order to begin your dream career! :)

commented 11 years ago

country bumpkin

LOL, it's a good thing kilt inspectors don't get paid by the inch.
( I'm referring to the kilt) (*~*)

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Tommyh

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!!
That pic is WAYYYYY too graphic!
hahahaha!

commented 11 years ago

country bumpkin

Sorry, Tommyh! LOL......

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Bob/PKB

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My ideal job would be one that earns me a hefty wage without taking up a lot of time or exhausting me mentally, physically, or emotionally.
I've wanted to be an actress for a long time, a role in a weekly series, with an occasional theatre production or movie.

11 years ago. Rating: 11
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robertgrist

That’s a job that’ll make you sweat, swear and lie about everything to everybody and just when your cups about to run over, you get a call to kill you friends and move to some sweat shop in Misery Vill for all the lather. Breach my britches and I’ll tell you a lie sweetheart. I’m just a harpy Darlin.

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hector5559