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    how can i have a lot of money?

    0  Views: 914 Answers: 4 Posted: 11 years ago

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    Work hard at getting educated! Work hard at finding employment! Work hard on the job!

    digger

    Sounds like alot of hard work. Don't you know an easier way ?
    Ducky

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    Put in really, really long days at Walmart?
    digger

    Pfft. Piece of cake.
    Ducky

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    Then what are you doing home at this hour?
    digger

    I'm on the phone with my associate boss pleading for more hours.
    Ducky

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    Just show up at 6am so he'll know that you are sincere about getting ahead.
    digger

    My Tim Horton's night shift doesn't end 'till 8am.
    Ducky

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    That could be a problem. How far is Walmart from Tim Horton's?
    digger

    Just next door. It's really quite convenient. Despite both jobs, I'm still left with 7 hours to kill.
    Ducky

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    If you have a bicycle, could you be a messenger in between jobs?
    digger

    Provided I drive my car instead and squeeze in 2 hours for sleep.
    Ducky

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    Well you'll never make a lot of money if you have to waste time sleeping!
    digger

    Great, So, we're back to that "working hard" nonsense again, are we ?
    Ducky

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    Oh I know. You could use your car as a taxi and grab a nap in between calls! Would that work for you?
    digger

    I beginning to think that Warren Buffet's advice may yield better results than Duck's.
    Ducky

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    Warren is going to contact you in the morning (we're friends) with his best advice. I think it will be the same as what you've heard tonight.
    digger

    Friends? With your kind of advice, you must be his cleaning lady.;-)
    Ducky

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    Pool girl!
    digger

    Commensurate...LOL
    Ducky

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    It's almost 11PM. Goodnight and have a good shift! :)
    digger

    Plain chocolate glaze for you ?
    Ducky

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    But no coffee. I won't be able to sleep.

    1.  DON'T SPEND MONEY ON STUFF YOU DON'T NEED (This will increase your fortune 10x)
    2.  TO MAKE MONEY, YOU NEED TO SPEND MONEY.  SPEND IT ON SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN TURN AROUND INTO SOMETHING YOU CAN SELL.
    3.  BECOME A MOVIE OR TELEVISION PERSONALITY.  THEY ARE ALL PAID EXORBITANT AMOUNTS OF MONEY, MANY FOR DISPLAYING LITTLE, IF ANY, ENTERTAINMENT VALUE. 
    4. UNFORTUNATELY, A LOT OF ILLEGAL OPERATIONS ARE LUCRATIVE.  I WOULDN'T ADVISE ANY OF THOSE, THOUGH.
    5.Open a Laundromat.  As long as you keep the machines running and the place clean and safe, you should have a good business without having to do much labor. Maybe you won't be the richest guy in town, but you should have a lot of free time, and nothing (aside from health) is as valuable as time (as far as I'm concerned)....except a good golf swing, maybe.

    Ducky

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    Especially a good golf swing. :)
    Bob/PKB

    That was for you, DUcky. :D
    Ducky

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    Thanks. I'll try to live up to it! lol

    When you find out let me know

    Write a book and put lots of sex and murders in it. That's what the best sellers always have. So do the popular TV shows.  Or, write a book about food,or dieting , or how to make money. They are all good sellers too., b/c we live in a hedonistic society .



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