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nomdeplume
Karma: 135830

Stop gardening and get your husband to do it.


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Vinny: Hire someone else's husband, why wear out yours?? You may need him for something important someday, like his retirement money.


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DonDowningJr
Karma: 128440

"Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg in 3 places:! doctor: "Well, stay out of them places"! "HEEEEEEEEEE------HAWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (:

That's what the produce department in your grocery store is there for. Thank a Mexican, the next time you see one.