AldeWicht

Karma: 5190

If you were a bird, what would your first objective be?

You can be any bird any like. I am actually curious which/what bird you are :)

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+4 Views: 1558 Answers: 16 Posted: 11 years ago

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FISH-O

Karma: 954810

Best answer!

Hey there, AldeWicht;

I would be a Hyacinth Macaw.

The Hyacinth Macaw (Anodorhynchus hyacinthinus), or Hyacinthine Macaw, is a parrot native to central and eastern South America. With a length (from the top of its head to the tip of its long pointed tail) of about 100 cm (3.3 ft) it is longer than any other species of parrot. It is the largest macaw and the largest flying parrot species, though the flightless Kakapo of New Zealand can outweigh it at up to 3.5 kg. While generally easily recognized, it can be confused with the far rarer and smaller Lear's Macaw. Habitat loss and trapping wild birds for the pet trade has taken a heavy toll on their population in the wild, and as a result the species is classified as Endangered on the International Union for Conservation of Nature's Red List,^[1] and it is protected by its listing on Appendix I of the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Flora (CITES).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyacinth_Macaw

My first objective would be to find my soul mate macaw husband and make lots of babies.... The Hyacinth Macaw is endangered which is a sad and true fact.

Have yourself a glorious day!

Sincerely, Fishlet

11 years ago. Rating: 17
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itsmee

I had a a huge collection of puppets when I had my daycare/preschool. I was “skilled” at using different voices. You should have heard my LION.
Frightening.

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FISH-O

Ha ha! I love them. We have quite the collection as well. I have to practice my voices. You have inspired me!

commented 11 years ago

itsmee

: )

commented 11 years ago

ROMOS

Homer Simpson doesn't need that many puppets.

commented 11 years ago

AldeWicht

That is far the best answer, congrats my sweet bird friend. You win ;)

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

:) Thanks!

commented 11 years ago

ROMOS

Karma: 2300395

Catching fish to feed the family. SEA EAGLE!

11 years ago. Rating: 13
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AldeWicht

Ah I missed your answers
They are so fun to read. Awesome bro!

commented 11 years ago

itsmee

ROMOS ROCKS!

commented 11 years ago

Ducky

Karma: 1032535

I would be a canary, if only to remain.....yellow! :)

11 years ago. Rating: 13
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itsmee

That would be tweet.

commented 11 years ago

Ducky

Do you like me in yellow?

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itsmee

Oh yes, your feathers are precious. You are tweet like a banana. Your little voice is beyond compare. : )

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ROMOS

You can both tweet together and tweet beautiful tweets so that I, the Sea Eagle can hear you and keep feeding my family.
;)

commented 11 years ago

Ducky

Do you feed your family a variety of fish or the same kind everyday?

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ROMOS

A variety of anything that I hunt realy, why do you ask?

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Ducky

I thought you might like me to send you some Canadian fish? :)

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ROMOS

Plenty stock in Scottish waters, thanks for the offer though.

commented 11 years ago

Ducky

Okay then. If you change your mind, just ask. Is there such a thing as fish n' haggis?

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ROMOS

Haggis goes with anything.

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Ducky

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bustieone

Just watch out when they ask you if you would like to see something cool in a mine!!

commented 11 years ago

Ducky

If I know what's good for me, I'll stay out of mines! :)

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AldeWicht

Awww you guys are so funny!!

commented 11 years ago

jhharlan

Karma: 1457190

I would dive bomb the stupid kid that has been throwing rocks at me, scare t he Hell out of him.....

11 years ago. Rating: 11
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bustieone

Or a strategically plopped dropping on the little bugger!

commented 11 years ago

Tommyh

Karma: 609115

First objective, AVOID CATS!

Second objective,Fly to Rio.(I need a holiday).

What kind of bird would I be,Anything but a chicken.(Eat more beef!)

11 years ago. Rating: 11
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FISH-O

FREE THE CHICKENS!!!!!!!

commented 11 years ago

Tommyh

And the zuccinis!

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

Plant a tree!

commented 11 years ago

Vinny

Karma: 262561

I don't know for sure but I think my first objective would be to learn how to fly. My second objective would be find something to eat, then back to the roost for a good nights sleep, gotta get up early. The early bird gets the worm. And thus is life of a bird.

11 years ago. Rating: 11
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bustieone

Karma: 250320

I would learn what larger birds to watch out for. Come to think of it, I would be a Dodo bird, nobody expects much of them, or better still a Platypus, as life would be more interesting as a bird who is actually a mammal, how special would that be?

11 years ago. Rating: 11
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itsmee

Karma: 258971

breathing through my little beak or whatever birds breathe through.

11 years ago. Rating: 10
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itsmee

I'd be a singing Blue Bird.

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ROMOS

You sing beautiful little songs.

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itsmee

twee twee twee twiddle de de. rocking robin. we’re really gonna rock in da trees.

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digger

Karma: 221155

I would fly right over someone that I need to get even with and let 'er rip. BOMBS AWAY !

11 years ago. Rating: 10
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FISH-O

In certain countries, that is considered Good Luck!

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ROMOS

Pterodactyl then?

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digger

If the victim would consider it a favour, I'd have to resort to Plan B.

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FISH-O

A flying Elephant maybe? Now, that isn't considered Good Luck anywhere on the planet.

commented 11 years ago

digger

I think India thinks the world of elephants.

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

But, not flying poop! (Are we allowed to write 'poop'?. Oh shoot! I wrote it twice! Augh!

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ROMOS

Do we really give a poop?

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

Well, I give a flying fig. :)

commented 11 years ago

ROMOS

Well, I give a flying fig about the site but I fink it's losing it's way.

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

I think it's not loosing it's way because it's supposed to be this way but, the moldy oldies, such as myself are obsolete and unwelcome.

commented 11 years ago

ROMOS

I'm mouldier and oldier and losing my patience.

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

:( There aren't that many of us left these days... I guess the MIAs lost their patience as well.

commented 11 years ago

digger

Be careful,Fishlet. You may inadvertently be breaking one of the new and improved AKAQA rules.

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

Noted, digger. On a positive note, now we can read the rules which apparently are two years old. There is an official place for the rules and should there be any additional rules or a few administration may have forgotten (I can think of one), there is a place for these rules to go so that none of us will miss them.

commented 11 years ago

AldeWicht

I'll miss you Fishlet and ROMOS
If only I could give you friends my youth haha :)

commented 11 years ago

digger

Who's leaving?

commented 11 years ago

ROMOS

Le Fish.

commented 11 years ago

Colleen

No, she will just hang in the background like always and give people thumbs up. She has "left" akaQA so many times now, I've lost count. She'll surface again. She can't help it. Just like the rest of you, she's addicted. Why she's leaving is beyond me. No one asked her too even though she tried to claim I did by simply explaining why certain questions get removed from the forum like the "jkhfgkjghuiyib" ones. But because of that apparently she's leaving.........again. Say hi, she'll see it because she's not really gone ;)

commented 11 years ago

AldeWicht

hi fishy :) other than me i really like her, her positive answers make me smile :33

commented 11 years ago

daren1

Karma: 724049

I'd like to be a mocking bird so I could take on congress...

11 years ago. Rating: 9
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mycatsmom

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to stay away from predators would be my first objective. 2nd ly, to find food. I would like to be the kind of bird that glides.......like a seagul or hawl, or eagle. Gliding would be magnifiscent. !

11 years ago. Rating: 8
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Bob/PKB

Karma: 945575

I love hummingbirds, and I would be really preoccupied with sucking nectar and beating their little wings. I'd build my tiny little nest at my best friend's house, where a hummingbird has built hers for the past two years. Start a little community. :D

11 years ago. Rating: 7
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Clonge

Karma: 339225

Make more birds.

11 years ago. Rating: 6
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hector5559

you would need a lady bird for that,

commented 11 years ago

Clonge

Like L.B.J. had?

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hector5559

Karma: 323830

To fly over the British Musium and leave my mark on history,

11 years ago. Rating: 5
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tabber

Karma: 197810

Look for a mate to fly around with. Survive, have fun.

11 years ago. Rating: 5
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figtree3

Karma: 90050

California Gull

Many summer visitors to the interior of western North America are puzzled when, hiking along the shore of a salt lake, a prairie slough, or an alpine tarn, they hear above them the sound of the sea. Looking up, they may be further surprised when they see a gull soaring, its white underparts gleaming from the reflected light of the water or salt flat below.

http://bna.birds.cornell.edu/bna/species/259/articles/introduction

This is my good side reflecting the sunset.