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Have you actually seen this spider?  If it's just a sensation of something crawling on top of your head  it's more than likely a problem with circulation.

Goodness .... Woman.  Shave your flipping head.  Problem solved.

Good lord child get some professional help...spiders in your hair ! And  I thought I had worries with this Mastodon in my back yard.....

Do you have a weave in your hair?  If you do I would get rid of it?  Are you sure you have a spider?  If I had a spider in my hair for 2 seconds I would be going wacko!

Two and a half years with a spider in your hair?

I've had this guy in my hair for over three years!!

I don't want him to leave though.

This spider is as real as the one that is living in your hair, go see your doctor!

Sounds like you need medical help, you should see a doctor a.s.a.p.

Ducky

Why? lol

This is a joke isn't it.. Yeah, has to be a joke. I think I will add this one to my email joke repertoire.  It's going viral!!

Imaginary creature problems, can be solved with imaginary solutions…Spiders are hunted by mud dauber wasps. There was a particularly large wasp in Texas when I was a child there. I enjoyed watching that Orange winged blue-black bodied wasp throw herself into the webs of ground nesting spiders. Tarantulas would pop up to grab her for dinner and a movie at their sub-terranium villa, but upon realizing their error…release her and runback into their hole. Where the tarantula hawk(girl)  would follow down the hole, calm the spider into docile surrender and fly the limp tarantula off to her pottery where her children could entertain them for a season.    

Gloria….the name I gave my spider hawk, was subject to my careful study one summer. My memory of this came back to me when I noticed the similarity between the center of opium poppies and a hairy legged spider. So when I decided to give opium a try for a while these memories all came together into a story about a hairy legged spider who loved me so much along with all of her children that they sought to wrap their long hairy legs around me and suck the life right out of me until I remembered Gloria, who came to my rescue and ended my further interest those endearing spiders. Thanks to Gloria, my attraction to opium never returned.     

Keep the spider. It will keep all the flys and other little things out. Just realise how many insects would be in your hair if it was'nt for the spider

A doctor will help you. You can just stop by one of those clinics where you don’t need an appointment. They will help you immediately. They have special methods for spider removal.

It might be a headlouse. Try this; work some conditioner into your hair and leave it there for at least an hour, then wash it out. Repeat every day for 3 days then do it every week. This is a surefire cure for headlice.