Headless Man

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What is the best question ask on here......?

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+6 Views: 2083 Answers: 9 Posted: 11 years ago

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9 Answers

FISH-O

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Top ten best questions ever ever ever!.....

1. Do you love me?

2. Does he love me?

3. What is my brother's middle to last or first or in between name?

4. Is my Mother really my mother or was I switched at birth? (Also a future Kardashian question)

5. How to make my (place any body part you like here) bigger?

6. Where do you live?

7. What's your favorite a) colour?

b) movie?

c) band?

d) book?

e) tree, rock, pebble on the beach (You get my drift)?

f) shoe company?

g) plastic bag colour, shape and weight?

h) outlet mall?

i) abnormally good looking actor?

j) ocean or sea?

k) foot > left or right?

l) place you have ever played hop scotch?

m) tree, plant, flower, Alien Nation or do you like Will Smith?

n) number, letter or pickle?

o) deli meat?

p) cheese?

q) cracker?

r) condiment?

s) wine?

t) bread?

u) football team?

v) celebrity chef?

w) Spice Girl?

x) toaster oven?

y) holiday destination?

z) carnivorous animal?

8. If you were sooooo lucky to be given an Alien egg to take care of what would you name your new Alien baby when he/she arrives? (Really great question ... by the way!)

9. If you were a cross dresser what style of clothing would you choose as your signature style and why?

10. When that day finally arrives and you are on the ship to a far off Alien planet because the world actually is about to end, what beverage will you order while in flight?

11 years ago. Rating: 16
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ROMOS

I know the answer to #8!
:-)

commented 11 years ago

Tommyh

You missed the "DUCT" tape issue.That would be 11 or 1 in numerbloodyology.

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

Head of the class King of the Fleas!!!Hahahahaha... Dang! 10 just isn't enough and you need lessons in numerbloodyology Tommy!

commented 11 years ago

Tommyh

Hey! I only invent the words.I know nil about the subjects.:)

commented 11 years ago

Ducky

DUCK!

commented 11 years ago

robertgrist

#1 Yes
#2 Yes
#3 all
#4 A~Z if applicable, Black Rabbit, all, here, Peter Redgrave and

http://izismile.com/2011/03/14/the_most_beautiful_actresses_35_pics.html

#8 Breakfast, scrambled with ham and cheddar cheese.
#9 Lady Godiva
#10 A VIrgin Mary“True Blood”.

commented 11 years ago

ROMOS

Not bad rg, but #8 is WRONG!

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

RG... You are awesome! And number eight is a matter of opinion... The King of the Fleas received best answer because he INSISTED Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo strongly!!!

commented 11 years ago

Tommyh

You mean #9 don't you ROMOS.You're the only bloke here that wears a skirt.

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

You see Kingly Flea man... SKIRT! SKIRT! SKIRT!

commented 11 years ago

ROMOS

KILT! KILT! KILT! KILT!.

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

Hahahahahaha! You are up late Skirt Man!

commented 11 years ago

ROMOS

On my way to bed, been a good Birthday.

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

Good Stuff! Have a good night sleep!

commented 11 years ago

Tommyh

BIRTHDAY?? many happy returns KOTF. Which one? 21 Again?

commented 11 years ago

ROMOS

No, Tommy, I'm afraid it was my 22nd.
lol

commented 11 years ago

bulletman

You guys are a funny lot, you have very short memories as to who asked these questions originally, dating back to 2011. i remember doing a posting on this very thing and surprise, surprise , i obtain heaps of karma for it. ENJOY:-)

commented 11 years ago

hector5559

I think you take 7g ,in a far to casual manner,

commented 11 years ago

lambshank

no.8 is definitely Alan
no.9 I don't remember, but I'm thinking.......

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

@Lambshank, I haven't decided for #9 either... so many choices!

commented 11 years ago

ROMOS

#8 aint Alan.

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

Niggle your way into one BEST ANSWER and you won't let it go! Kingly Skirt One you are hilarious!

commented 11 years ago

ROMOS

It's EGG EGG EGG, and that's KILT! KILT! KILTMAN!

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

Well you know exactly what I would say if you Scots actually wore knickers! :D ... Twist away Man in skirt ... Twist away!!

commented 11 years ago

Ducky

Oh, all of you... BE QUIET and listen!
DUCK not DUCT! Got it? Qwwuuuaaaakkkkkkkkk....

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

Well, thennnnn ... What to say...? Ducks basically come into mortal existence fully clothed. No need for knickers. No twisting involved. 'Duck' must be correct.
*(Please note, there was no 'set logic' involved in this de-duck-tion ... the duck looks hungry and I am a fish for goodness sakes!)

commented 11 years ago

ROMOS

I see your point fishie one!

commented 11 years ago

Ducky

And it's lunch time at my house. Be afraid.

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

SWIM AWAY!

commented 11 years ago

lambshank

kilt man, what's wrong with Alan, I EAT eggs! Alan, Alen, Alan

commented 11 years ago

ROMOS

NO, sheepwoman, EGG is the name, and EGG it will stay...HMfffff!!!!

commented 11 years ago

lambshank

NOoooo, but you've nailed the dress code on #9

commented 11 years ago

ROMOS

Want a peek underneath? not much to see mind.

commented 11 years ago

lambshank

Well, we could probably both use a good laugh, I'm not quite sitting pretty at my age, scare myself sometimes

commented 11 years ago

jhharlan

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Any question I can answer on my own w/o having to use a search engine. An opinion. I can't answer all of @Fishlet's questions.....

11 years ago. Rating: 14
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lambshank

your not trying, bet you could

commented 11 years ago

clu

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Just guessing! A question you don't know the answer to! Do you think?

11 years ago. Rating: 14
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Clonge

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It appears that questions involving directions get answered successfully, for the most part.

11 years ago. Rating: 14
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Ducky

You haven't seen the number of people driving around in a strange city for 3 days, looking for a highway exit that just doesn't exist. LOL!

commented 11 years ago

Clonge

Most are probably men. They don't ask for directions!

commented 11 years ago

Ducky

Totally agree...you knew I would! :)

commented 11 years ago

clu

But is that a good question? Maybe go for best answers!

commented 11 years ago

Tommyh

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Why won't my Kindle fire up? Can I jump start it with my F250 Ford pickup?

11 years ago. Rating: 13
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Ducky

LOL!

commented 11 years ago

Tommyh

Glad you liked it.:)

commented 11 years ago

Ducky

I did. I really did laugh out loud! :)

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

I think the F250 would have too much oooomph but my F150 would work just fine and it's gold. Gold F150s work really well for that type of thing.

commented 11 years ago

Ducky

I know someone who just bought a kindle. I'll tell her.

commented 11 years ago

hector5559

Why wont your Kindle fire up,????????????????????????????

commented 11 years ago

Tommyh

Stay tuned Den. I think this could get interesting.

commented 11 years ago

Ducky

Who are you talking to Hector? I think you're confused. :)

commented 11 years ago

hector5559

Give Tommyh a jump start please Ducky,

commented 11 years ago

Tommyh

Ahah! That's been tried before.It doesn't work.LOL

commented 11 years ago

Ducky

At Tommy's age, let's just let him nap! :)

commented 11 years ago

hector5559

O/K his ford pick up is roomy inside,

commented 11 years ago

Ducky

commented 11 years ago

Tommyh

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Wha?????????

commented 11 years ago

Ducky

Tommy...ssshhhhhh...go back to sleep.

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

What colour is Tommy's truck? Colour counts for 50%.

commented 11 years ago

Ducky

If he's taking me for a ride in it, it needs to be yellow. "Matching" is a requirement.

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

I completely agree with you Ducky and that is why I drive a gold truck... it matches my hair.

commented 11 years ago

hector5559

It might have a snokle for going under water,??

commented 11 years ago

Tommyh

My truck is charcoal grey.SOoo you won't be gettin' in MY truck Ducky!

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

My truck is simply amazing Dennis... It also has wings! Something like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang except it's name is Penelope. Much easier to sing to.

commented 11 years ago

hector5559

We can go for a spin in it one day Fishy,although it sounds a bit fly by night,

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

Penelope is extremely reliable Dennis... and there is always room for one more providing you look good in gold. :)

commented 11 years ago

hector5559

Ile ware Gold socks,

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

Now, you are stylin Dennis!

commented 11 years ago

Bob/PKB

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I still like the one about the stupidest question here. The answers were creative and smart, and that's where KOTF was born.

11 years ago. Rating: 12
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ROMOS

Bloody long thread too.....lol

commented 11 years ago

Karma: 55110

Not spent much time here but according to me it is HOW ARE YOU !!!!

11 years ago. Rating: 10
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bulletman

Actually Log i think it is 'What's your name'/ 'Where do you live'.:-)

commented 11 years ago

Ducky

All three are brilliant. lol

commented 11 years ago

lambshank

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The one about which song you would like played at your funeral got me thinking, not too sad, definitely not too happy (well they should be absolutely heartbroken) not too long, oh what the hell I won't be listening