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    does anyone know a great joke

    i need a good joke

    0  Views: 747 Answers: 3 Posted: 13 years ago

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    Yes

    annalee???

    well,can you tell me please
    Tommyh

    When you get older.
    figtree3

    Ivan.
    Not Ivan the terrible, not Ivan the great, oh no!
    You ** one goat.......

    Kids honestly believe that they are smarter than their parents. 

    I posted this before:
     Guy is walking down the street and encounters a funeral procession with 2 hearses and 100 men walking behind. Says to another spectator."Wow, this is some procession. What happened?" "Well, in the 1st hearse is Joe's wife. They had a German Shepherd and had a fight. The dog, being partial to Joe, took a bite out of her jugular and she bled to death." "That's just terrible." "But it gets worse. In the 2nd hearse is Joe's wife's mother." "What happened to her?" "Again, the dog was partial to Joe. At the same fight, the dog ripped into her mid-section, chewed up her spleen and liver." "Never heard anything like it." "Can I ask you a question?" "Certainly.' "Where can I get a dog like this?" "Get to the back of the line!"


     



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