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I enjoy decorating and seeing others' decorations, baking and making holiday craft stuff. I love shopping and making gifts. I like to have some gifts under the tree, visit family and friends. Most of all, I like to remember the very first Christmas, and the very best gift of all.
11 years ago. Rating: 11 | |
'Twas a Night before a Non-Denominational Winter Holiday
‘Twas the night before a non-denominational winter holiday,
and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The neutral gift sacks were hung by the chimney with care
in hopes that a non-specific holiday figure would be soon be there.
Children of every race, creed, and nationality were nestled snug in their beds,
while visions of sugar-free plums danced in their heads.
When out on the lawn there rose such a clatter, I got out of bed to see what was the matter
(and to find out who was violating the neighborhood sound level ordinance).
But what to my wondering eyes did appear?
But an emissions-free vehicle, and eigth size-challenged reindeer.
Holiday Figure was so lively and quick. I knew in a moment it must be…Holiday Figure.
He had a broad but normal face, and an advanced- sized belly, and he laughed: “Lady of Evening! Lady of the Evening! Lady of the Evening!”
Now can you believe that?!? What in the world? You can’t even say “Ho! Ho! Ho!” anymore?! What kind of commie crap is this? I don’t care who you are! His name is Santy Claus, and he cracks deer with a horsewhip, breaks into people’s houses, drinks rum and eggnog, and looks like Uncle Jessie from “The Dukes of Hazard” End of story!
-Larry the Cable Guy
11 years ago. Rating: 10 | |
I hate Christmas. Bah! Humbug!
11 years ago. Rating: 7 | |
It's not fun for me, b/c I don't have any family . My step-daugher would have me over, but she lives in another state. I'm not doing anything on this Christmas day, But, I do try to think of the real meaning of christmas, and keep that joy in my heart.
11 years ago. Rating: 6 | |
It's a pity you live 12 Thousand miles away.You would be welcome at our house.We have so many people here on Christmas day one more would make no difference.
For me Christmas has never been the same since Santa stopped calling. It is really a special time for children.I dont look forward to it this year, mainly because Im now a Diabetic, and will miss out on the goodies, that I love. Even so, I will be at Mass to celebrate, and hope my husband will do most of the cooking, even though he is not Christan.
11 years ago. Rating: 6 | |