18 Answers

Try a nice vinegar mouthwash,can you afford vinegar?

When you're out for a walk, keep your eyes on the ground. Sometimes, you'll see an elastic band or a paper clip.  Grab them before someone else beats you to it. Take them home with you and then place a teaspoon of salt in your mouth. I know you need salt for your food, if ever you can afford some, so just a teaspoon.  Take the paper clip and rub up and down on each tooth.  The salt helps to remove "stuff".  When finished, take the elastic band and use between each tooth. Hang on to your newly-found tools.  You may not go for a walk for a couple of days, and then what would you do?

Ducky

I certainly hope that you appreciate all the effort that I put forth in order to help you with your problem!

Ducky

@west-bus...played an elastic band?..no, a comb with waxed paper.
P.S. I agree with Vinny! Haha

You are hilarious.  Surely by now you know of the www.WashmetillIdropandmyteethtoo.com  Web Site.

Go there.  They send you all the soap, paste and toothbrushes that you need.  ... with directions for proper use!

West-bus, you are pulling our leg. You dont live in a third world country.

Take a piece of cloth, wet it, dip it in salt

and scour those pearly whites and gums.

Take a thread from the cloth and floss! lol

Tooth brushes are cheap. Do you have any baking soda? Wash your hands (can you afford the soap?) and use your finger. Use that thread you have laying around for dental floss............

Trade your computer for a toothbrush!

An Apple a day, keeps the Dentist away.

pythonlover

Yes...That is why i recommended an apple.

Go to the Salvation Army for an emergency kit...you'll get power bars and KD and a toothbrush and paste and soap too and maybe some socks....OR mix sea salt with ashes of eggplant and brush teeth using your fingers to rub that disgusting mixture on your teeth and find a twig for a toothpick to dig out the greeblees from between yer chicklets and rinse like a crazy and you are good to go!!!    8D

Ducky

He might even find a paper clip and an elastic band, while he walks to the Salvation Army? If so, he'll be all set for weeks! :)

Don't forget to grow some peppermint plants.  You could use them after following Dardaigh's advice.  Girls like men with clean breath.   Finally, date women who own multiple toothbrushes and dental floss.  The best time to approach them is when they are coming out of Costco or Sam's Club. 

Ducky

Speaking from experience? :)

Ducky

:)

What do other cats do in these circumstances?

Silly question from what appears like ,a person looking for attention. Well you got mine. lol

Don't use vinegar, it is acid, don't use Domestos, it is toxic. Get a twig and chew the end until it frays then brush with salt or baking soda. Toothbrushes are cheap, and expensive ones are no better.

There IS a twig from a certain kind of tree that is used for cleaning teeth. I can't remember the name of it.  Swish and spit, chew Trident or Dentyne gum. DEFINITELY use dental floss.

If you really WANT a toothbrush and toothpaste, send me your address and I'll get those to you. 

I had not realised that you are German, so I suggest you go to Lidl or Aldi where for €1 you will be able to buy a t/brush and t/paste for the same amount. Can't afford it ? Don't believe it !

drop your internet service , and sell your computer. Then, you'll have enough money to buy several brushes and tooth paste.

They say that second best to using a tooth brush is cleaning your teeth..and gums using your index finger!!(am not sure who "THEY" are...but I learnt that one at school!!:-)..OR brownie guide camp??!!:-0