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    why is the zipper on men's pants sometimes called a FLY?

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    Reminds me of a joke: Mrs. Levy bunks into Mr. Cohen on the way to the synagogue. They exchange the usual greetings. Mrs. Levy says, "Oh, by the way, your business is open." He pays her no mind. A half hour later, they see each other again. She tells him, "Your business is open." This time, he ponders and says. "No my business is closed. I locked the door and even pulled down the security gates with my employee." Lastly, when the services are over, they meet once again. She tells him, "For the last time, your business is open!" Now he's angry. He shouts at her, and tells her she's "meshuga "(crazy) and to leave him alone. On his way to the men's room he looks down and sees that his zipper is open, and realizes what she had so tactfully been trying to tell him. He runs after her and apologizes profusely. She says that it's o.k. He asks her if he might ask her a question and she says "sure." "While my business was open, was my salesman in or out?" TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, A ZIPPER CAN ALSO BE A "BUSINESS"!<!--StartFragment-->Image result for Roll Down Security Gates<!--EndFragment-->(Yep... the BUSINESS was closed)

    Fly refers to the fabric covering the opening ,  as like a tent flapping or flying in the wind. Close the fly or flap.....

    ....something about a tent



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