I saw this list whilst looking for the answer to someone's question.
I thought they were amusing, so I'm sharing. Feel free to add to the list! :)
****** 22 ADULT TRUTHS ******
1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.
17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger..
18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
21. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
22. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
Okay, the msn emoticon for sarcasm for question #4 didn't work but here's one...
13 Answers
That is hilarious. I was ready to stop at eight tracks but no one would listen to me .... noooooooooooo!
12 years ago. Rating: 15 | |
Dard. Brains are not necessary for the procreation of the species, but the gonads are, thats why the helmet was not necessary. Also, one for your list, If an IQ test was given to become a parent, Homo sapiens would be nearly extinct! another, dumb people may not be able to do math, but by the looks of things, they sure do multiply!
12 years ago. Rating: 14 | |
I love them....All!!!
12 years ago. Rating: 13 | |
I love the 20th one !!
12 years ago. Rating: 13 | |
Only kind of pants I wear are jeans, so they always get washed.
Otherwise, I prefer a dress or a skirt.
#22 truly shows how we men prioritize: reproducing is more important than thinking!
12 years ago. Rating: 11 | |
#6 Oh, cursive is an art form. I spend a great deal of time picking out just the right paper and just the right pen and just the right colour so I can hand write a cursive letter. I get all carried away with curls and swiffs and quiffs and swirls, and swips, and sugar loops that I totally lose the purpose of what I had to say.
I still vote; CURSIVE : D
If I were to write a love letter, I’d i’d use the computer -- Comic Sans
12 years ago. Rating: 3 | |