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Taking care of these two wabbits.

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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I will be looking at this around sunset ...

12 years ago. Rating: 9
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I and DOCTOR WHO we are going to zip around the universe what fun!!!

12 years ago. Rating: 7
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OK here's one;

 

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?'

Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'

'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'

Suzy replied: 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.'

'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your feet.'

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'

Johnny said: 'Well, I walked past Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night. Mom had her legs up in the air and she was saying:
'Oh God! I'm coming!'
If Dad hadn't pinned her down, I reckon we'd have lost her."

The nun had to leave the room.

12 years ago. Rating: 7
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Packing, packing, and more packing. Wish I could take the road less traveled.....

12 years ago. Rating: 5
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SORRY   BUT  WHAT  DAY  ARE  YOU  TALKING  ABOUT ? EVERY DAY IS THE SAME HOUSE WORK IF   NOT   DONE  RIGHT   TO  REQUIREMENTS  PAN SKELPING STARTS I DON`T WANT TO GET INTO THAT !! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN BORN A "TIN-MAN" THEN MY BRAINS WOULDN`T RATTLE.

12 years ago. Rating: 5
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.....well,not quite back at work yet,so after a quick tidy my I suppose my  option is to go buy some more plants, or more likely meet friends at the local establishment     

Hey!!!! this IS the pub where I drink,the river is across the street

12 years ago. Rating: 5
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I have a funny story to tell, wanna hear it?

 

 

 

 

12 years ago. Rating: 5
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