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Design your gravestone

"Assuming" you have a final resting place that one might visit, what would be engraved on the stone or slab or plaque (or whatever)?
Mine might say: "She tried. God knows she tried."

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+9 Views: 1038 Answers: 14 Posted: 12 years ago

doolittle

LOL

Commented 12 years ago

dowsa

THEN SHE WAS FRIED SHE WAS FRIED SIZZLE

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Colleen

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I will be cremated but if I were to have a headstone, it would read:

To all members of akaQA,

YOU'RE STILL NOT SAFE!

: )

12 years ago. Rating: 18
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dowsa

I WOULD INVITE ALL DOC DOO`S ANIMALS TO DOO ! YOU KNOW WHAT ALL OVER. WOW THAT WOULD CAUSE A STINK.

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Colleen

I could haunt you from the clouds.

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dowsa

I WOULD KNOW AS THEY ARE SEE THROUGH CLOUDS I WOULD LIFT UP MY KILT AND BLOW YOU AWAY

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Colleen

I'll send a lightening strike to that skirt of yours :)

commented 12 years ago

lindilou

bwahahahaha!! ;D

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dowsa

ITS NOT MINE I BORROWED IT FROM ROMOS I WANTED TO START A "FLEAMILY ""OH THE POOR WEE THINGS "SIZZLE "SIZZLE!

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doolittle

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Mine would say "That's right..walk all over me" LOL

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dowsa

"OK I WILL CAN I ALSO LET THE DOG DOO ITS YOU KNOW WHAT ?

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doolittle

Of course Dowsa- heck bring all of the dogs! (I won't be buried there anyway :)

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lindilou

...here...lemme take off me shoes...ahhh..there, there DooLittle...that better? A little walk on the back always straightens me right out! I'm like.."Hey! (as I leap from my matt on the floor) what the heck is going on here?" and then my personal masseuse...'Nakita Dances on Bears' rears her fuzzy face at me as she continues to ply me for more attention whether I am comatose or otherwise! Now this wouldn't be such a bad state of affairs were it not for the fact that my masseuse is also a catupuncturist at the same time so it's YOWSA time during the whole damn torture..I mean massage...oh lord have mercy...here she comes noo-oooowwww!!! ;O

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robertgrist

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My headstone should be a carousel….an amusement park ride….what fun…going no where fast.

12 years ago. Rating: 18
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doolittle

LOL

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digger

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" NOW can I have a smoke ? "

12 years ago. Rating: 18
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dowsa

WHY NOT ASHES TO ASHES

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doolittle

LOL

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Ducky

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Shhh...I can still HEAR what you're saying!

12 years ago. Rating: 17
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dowsa

ITHOUGHT YOU WERE STONE DEAF?

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FISH-O

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A fish with a bullseye in the center.

Here lies the Fishlet who was a disobedient little fish... Poor little fish had a mind of her own... Ja vol Herr Kommandant!

Place flowers here v

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doolittle

Haha- Good one!

commented 12 years ago

whovin

He He lol:)

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dowsa

ONLY YOU COULD COME UP WITH THAT LOL

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dowsa

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KEEP HANDS OFF MY STONE IF YOU ARE A PAN HANDLER (REFERRING TO MY WIFE ) YOU CAN LICK MY STONE CLEAN WITH YOUR "TONGUING" AS YOU LIKE LASHING OUT.

12 years ago. Rating: 16
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facebook

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Now I lay me self down.

So that I might have a little worm in the grownd.

Wont you joint me when the time come around.

12 years ago. Rating: 16
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lambshank

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I'll be back,

12 years ago. Rating: 14
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Tommyh

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If I do end up with a headstone I think it should read...."Good God,I hope I'm dead"..

12 years ago. Rating: 13
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witchway

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You should have seen my happy ass when I was alive - not now!

12 years ago. Rating: 12
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Name and then ....

12 years ago. Rating: 9
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daren1

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"Now everyone else rests in peace"

12 years ago. Rating: 8
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Bob/PKB

Bit of a hell raiser, eh daren1?

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daren1

No not really just enjoying my time here .. as short as it may be , my heart is where it should be but sometimes my soul drifts back into worldly thoughts..

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Bob/PKB

Not that it makes any difference, but I always admire and respect what you offer here and think you'd be a good person to call "friend".

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daren1

Thanks Bobby the feeling mutual ..I agree i do get a bit "silly" sometimes but it's all in good faith as well as fun ,

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Bob/PKB

silly is good. we know when to be silly and when to be, uh, not silly.

commented 12 years ago

tabber

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Thank You For Letting Me Be Myself & Stand Up For People!

12 years ago. Rating: 7
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