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    Did you hear about this couple? After 115 - years of marriage, it ended suddenly.

     


    http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/weird

    +6  Views: 2611 Answers: 9 Posted: 12 years ago
    Tags: animals

    9 Answers

    The female got fed up due to his lack of speed to please her?


    Lack of mobility?  No problem.  She put up with that for a century.  Lack of speed?  No way was she going to put up with that.


    We female turtles do not like slow and clumsy male turtle husbands!

    lambshank

    I empathize!

    The algae may have seemed greener on the other side of the pond?

    doolittle

    always does!
    lindilou

    It's probably all in the spectacles!! 8)
    doolittle

    So u know about turtles wearing glasses- you are very close to becoming a doolittle :)
    lindilou

    I graciously accept the challenge....Master... ;0

    I heard she wanted a bigger shell but he wouldn't hear of a second mortgage.

    DID .The "male run out of "Viagra !!

    dowsa

    I ONLY DREAM I HAD "SUM !!SO DOES MY WIFE !!

    I saw this on the evening news, apparently all attempts by zoo staff to reconcile the couple failed, they even became aggressive toward each other and now have different enclosures, I guess they gave it their best shot!!

    xtinaloveschaos

    Wasnt there a hungry tiger around the corner???
    itsmee

    This comment gave me a weird little smile. LOL
    lambshank

    me too, I now feel a bit guilty after giving my first marriage only 17 years!

    after 115 years I might want to sew my wild oats-  LOL

    dowsa

    "OH YOU CAN SEW. WELL I CAN "KNIT !!

    Oh, wow. After keeping me entertained for months, you've switched to depressing me...Poor turtles......

    jhharlan

    Then write a comment on my reaching 500K, silly....
    jhharlan

    Sorry you feel like crap. There is a lot of that going 'round. The announcement is on the 3rd. page. Seek and you shall find....
    jhharlan

    What are your systems? Is it something you ate? Are you running a fever? Where do you hurt? Info. please.....
    jhharlan

    Find a Xanax from someone, meditate, take a warm shower. have a drink. Calm down and find my 500K site and congratulate me, silly. Take care of yourself, you're my #1 fan.....

    Guess it was time to BREAK CAMP.

    115 YEARS what  do you  buy  for  that  anniversary ,  i mean  the  cofin   gift  was  back on their 70th


     

    lindilou

    hahaha!


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