Shootah
Years ago when I was in the Navy, I had a friend who was always bumming cigarettes off me. So one day I trimmed one of those exploding matches and stuck it into a cigarette quite a ways. He bummed a cigarette, and I handed him that one and casually started to walk out of the shop and down the passageway when I heard this small bang! He come running around the corner, and I was laughing so hard I coudn't run. It blew the end of the cigarette out like a little palm tree, and looked like something you'd see on the Three Stooges. All these years later, I still laugh when I think of the surprised look on his face with that cigarette hanging out of his mouth. He also quit bumming cigarettes off me.
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ROMOS
In 1978 I was best man at a mates wedding but the night before the wedding we had the stag night, he got so drunk that when he fell asleep I shaved of both his eyebrows.
The wedding went well but his wife has never ever spoken to me again, some people have no sense of humour.....LOL.
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| 12 years ago. Rating: 6 | |
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jhharlan
I threw a Surprise Birthday Party for a then boyfriend complete with people from his past coming out from behind a curtain and finally, Harry Mancini's THE STRIPPER came on and a gorilla appeared in red satin bikini wear and tear away mesh stockings complete with pasties and did a strip tease. It was hilarious....
| 12 years ago. Rating: 5 | |
Vinny
dowsa
THE ONE . I still think of is In the old days when someone dies they have a wake meaning a toast to an old friend MEN only My DAD told me about a great pal to all died so his best pal was under the weather through "Whiskey .the other guys put two coil springs under the shoulders of the Deceased screwed down the " coffin lid .Brought in his best pal .they said "would you like a last look at your pal "yes he "cried .they asked him to stand at the head to see his pal better . Then they lifted the lid the Deceased sprang "UP !! poor Bugger "Screamed !! ran out the door.
| 12 years ago. Rating: 4 | |
Jack Large
When I was in my twenties we had a Bachelor Party for one of our buddies, with around thirty guys in attendance. One of the guys took charge to engaged two beautiful, extremely well built strippers, to perform.
After a big dinner and a lot of drinking and some "wedding night" movies, we sat him in a chair in the center of the room. The girls danced around, and on him, then they stripped down to their G-String. The best of the two girls took care of him as we all watched and cheered.
He was beside himself with satisfaction joy, until the one who took care of him removed "HIS" G-String. We had in all on 8MM film and presented it to him for his memoirs
| 12 years ago. Rating: 4 | |
daren1
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