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12 years ago. Rating: 11 | |
This has been my experience and the very easiest way to go about things in this particular department.
Open all your upstairs windows at night... for about three weeks in a row. (If you have a security alarm or parents who truly do care... You may find this a teeny tiny bit difficult).
Stand in the middle of your bedroom emoting "Emo" in the largest sense of affairs. (Again, very difficult to do if you have truly loving and caring parents.... Parents pick up on "Emo" like a fish finds Mosquito Larvae in high season).
Expose your neck.
Stand.
Stand.
Stand.
Stand.
Stand. and
Stand. some more...........................................
and as time passes either a Vampire shows up or you come up with an ingenous idea..........
Ideas are everywhere Darling!
Vampires, not so much.
12 years ago. Rating: 8 | |
To get a taste for the subject you might study to become a legally sanctioned phiebotomist so that you won’t be carted off to jail for your culinary appetite.
phlebotomy |fl??bät?m?|
noun ( pl. phlebotomies )
the surgical opening or puncture of a vein in order to withdraw blood or introduce a fluid, or (historically) as part of the procedure of letting blood.
DERIVATIVES
phlebotomist noun,
phlebotomize |-?bät??m?z|verb( archaic)
ORIGIN late Middle English: via Old French from late Latin phlebotomia, from Greek, from phleps, phleb- ‘vein’ + -tomia ‘cutting.’
12 years ago. Rating: 4 | |