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It's in Pencilvania.

12 years ago. Rating: 17
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I know that some of it is in the pencil sharpener you used last.

12 years ago. Rating: 16
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I found it yesterday and I sharpened it, until it was all gone.  Sorry.

12 years ago. Rating: 15
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Here is the OFFICIAL "I have lost my pencil... where the heck is it?" Check List... (You are so darned lucky I caught this one... breathe a sigh of RELIEF!!!!!!)

1- Feet and shoe check.... No?  Next...

2- Dog that likes to eat crayons, pencils and baby wipes check... NO?  Next...

3- Where is your phone?  It could be beside the phone that you didn't know you had lost. (Aren't you glad that I am here?!!! YES!).

4- Recycle.... always check the recycle.

5- Under the bed, couch, or back seat of the mini van.... SUV.

6- Jeremy, Jason, Jarrod, Justin, Jake or Jackson took it while you were smiling at Chelsey, Jenna, Haley, Ashley, Selena, Jennifer, Edith or Agnus.  (If your are female, switch this around).

7- Check under the desk... again.

8- Your teacher has given up and is now attempting to contact you through the method of "MIND MELD". No pencils needed and check the 'Recycle'.

9-Your pencil has a family and went home... It's vacation season in Pencil-donia!  Whoot!

OR 10... You actually know someone who collects pencils.  They liked this special pencil.  They had to have it... and your pencil is now keeping company with 1009 wonderful pencils from around the globe.  Celebrate!!! Your pencil will never be lonely again.... add one more ....Whoot!

12 years ago. Rating: 15
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Pencil?  What pencil?  THIS pencil?  No, this is my pencil.  It was on the floor near your feet. I picked it up. MY pencil. 

12 years ago. Rating: 15
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Oh, I am so sorry!  When you asked my in to talk about Charlie I borrowed it to take notes.  I 'accidentally' took it home.  It's with the three thousand pens that I have 'accidentally' taken.  It is a really nice pencil- do you really need it back???   :)

12 years ago. Rating: 15
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Your pencil is under your chair, you dropped it.

12 years ago. Rating: 14
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Get the lead out I'm not a ruler find it yourself..

12 years ago. Rating: 13
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I don't know you well enough, afraid you'll have to find it yourself

12 years ago. Rating: 13
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Hey, is it this one? Have you seen my pencilcase?

12 years ago. Rating: 13
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I dunno about your pencil but...la plume de ma tante est sur le bureau de mon oncle!

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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The dog ate it for dessert after he finished your homework.

12 years ago. Rating: 8
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Your pencil is on vacation!!!!Weeeeeee!

12 years ago. Rating: 8
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Look on the floor, or in other kids' desks, or in their hands, or pockets, or pencil boxes. I wish my only problem was a lost pencil

12 years ago. Rating: 8
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Oh, oh...I think I ate it. I thought it was a thin banana...

12 years ago. Rating: 7
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Yes, can you find my eye?!

12 years ago. Rating: 6
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Finders keepers

losers weepers... poor you

12 years ago. Rating: 5
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I took me a while but I found your pencil. Read on please...

A first grade teacher was trying to stimulate creative thinking in her pupils. She stood in front of the class with her hands behind her back and said, "I'm holding something behind my back. It's round and it fits in the palm of my hand. Who can guess what it is?"

Billy's hand went up and he asked, "Is it a baseball?"

"No, Billy," replied the teacher, "It's not a baseball. But you're thinking, and I like that."

Suzy's hand went up and she asked, "Is it an orange?"

"No, Suzy," replied the teacher, "It's not an orange. But you're thinking, and I like that."

Then Johnny spoke up: "Hey, teach, I don't know what you got in your hand, but I got something for you in my pocket. It's long and hard and pink on one end."

Shocked, the teacher cried, "Johnny, that's disgusting! You march yourself to the principals office right this instant!"

"Hey, relax," said Johnny. "I was talking about TeacherGirl pencil... But you're thinking, and I like that."

12 years ago. Rating: 2
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well the joker did mae one disaper in this one guys head in the dark knight :D

12 years ago. Rating: 2
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