http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/8069/how-to-sell-your-soul-to-the-devil/
27 Answers
As attractive as the offer is, when all is said and done in MY life, I would prefer eternity in Heaven. The devil is the last place I would look for assurance of that.
12 years ago. Rating: 21 | |
I'd rather go on e bay!
12 years ago. Rating: 19 | |
Is this really eggie??? The devil is the Master and Commander of Lies, delusions, and Hate...He may tell you you'll live longer with great toys and money etc....but He will always forget to tell you that there will be no Love or Peace in your life...just an increasing amount of torment!!!!!
12 years ago. Rating: 14 | |
"Hey don't "Knock Satan.Only bloke who offered me "Full time employment to train as a Stoker.Had to buy my own shovel out of my "Job seekers allowance £10-hour it works 24/7 Indefinite.No union so NO tea Breaks ,as a matter of fact no "Bloody Breaks .When do I get my wages I cried ."You dont its for your keep ."Roof over your head "Warm bed to look at not to lie on "OH the good bit is "Men only The Bigger place is for the Woman."More of them than "Men Pity they dont work as hard.I know "Bloody well know all about that .This work is a "Stroll in the Park.Compare to the House work I had to "DO !!
12 years ago. Rating: 13 | |
I can't sell my soul to "A Something" I don't believe in. This is my soul and it's not for sale.
12 years ago. Rating: 12 | |
That has just made my day. :)
I take my SOLE ( SOUL ) to my local cobblers. Lot cheaper no bargaining .
12 years ago. Rating: 12 | |
I already did!!!Unfortunately Old Nick rang me and asked for his money back( I m joking!!!!!!!!I I beiieve in neither God nor the devil)
12 years ago. Rating: 12 | |
Benthere "Tell me which would you pick:Heaven and all its perfection or Earth and all its imperfections and sins"
This is a curious question to ask an atheist because it presumes that the atheist believes in the very existence of heaven in the first place.
But I will humour you by confessing that I WOULD pick Heaven and all its perfection. I would also pick Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny over this Earth and all its imperfections and sins.
12 years ago. Rating: 10 | |